Reala

Reala
Reala
Species	Nightmaren
Pronouns	he/him
Birth place	Nightmare
Occupation(s)	Agency recruit
Education	probably not smart
Affiliation(s)	Agency Against the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society
Previous affiliation(s)	Nightmare
Enemies	NiGHTS and all humans
Sex	Genderless
Sexuality	Bisexual, but has a preference in men
Nationality	Nightmare
Ethnicity	Nightmare
Height	4'11" (150 cm), same size as NiGHTS
Alignment	Neutral Evil
Complexion	pale as ash

Rated Count von Count - Ages 21 and up.

This article is rated Count von Count.

Reala is a major antagonist in the NiGHTS franchise. He is Wizeman's loyal follower and NiGHTS' twin brother, who is set on capturing them for Wizeman. In the Fanboy and Chum Chum Bible, he's a member of the Agency Against the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society, and he takes pleasure in his new job. He may or may not be sexually ambiguous.

Biography[edit | edit source]

Events of NiGHTS games or smth[edit | edit source]

Reala and NiGHTS were born to Wizeman long ago. Reala was considerably less dumpy than NiGHTS but he has a bigger muscle build so ig that's the only thing he has over them. Unlike NiGHTS, he was loyal to Wizeman as NiGHTS rebelled against their father. Wizeman sent Reala to capture NiGHTS in an Ideya Palace, and Reala complied since he got really scared of NiGHTS' newfound freakiness.

But to his horror, NiGHTS would later break out of their prison with the help of two kids, Elliot and Claris. After his siblings were all defeated by NiGHTS and the kids, he tried to take them head-on, but got his ass handed to him because NiGHTS' homo-energy was just too much for Reala. Because of his failure, NiGHTS was able to proceed towards Wizeman and beat him.

Wizeman got really fucking pissed because of it, lashing out at Reala and the other nightmarens for years. It got worse during the events of Journey of Dreams, as despite Reala's best efforts to capture NiGHTS, Wizeman would literally execute the nightmaren who failed him in front of Reala. On top of that, Reala had two more brats to deal with: William and Helen. Much like the last time, they kicked his and Wizeman's asses, leaving them to go down a downward spiral.

The downward spiral in question[edit | edit source]

Wizeman became really depressed and started drinking. Meanwhile Reala had to get money by sleeping with random ass people in NYC or something. He liked having sex but it was getting boring after a while. In the meantime Reala was also responsible for getting groceries and shit for Wizeman because Wizeman was drunk as shit. Then one day Reala met someone he would never forget: Shadow the Hedgehog.

Shadow was the edgiest mf around. He was even edgier than Reala himself. Shadow trained Reala in the art of edge, and soon Reala became one of the edgiest edgers to have ever edged. Some say he's even edgier than Mr. Game & Watch, maybe even more racist but he's only racist towards humans so who the hell knows.

Speaking of which, Mr. Game & Watch noticed Reala's sheer amount of edge one day, and the two duked it out. It was the edgiest battle of all time, where both foes traded edged blows and said shit that would make Twitter/X piss its pants. But eventually, Reala had to flee, as Mr. Game & Watch was just too powerful to beat. Reala made his ass back to Wizeman, who watched the whole fight and was really pissy cause Reala lost. Just when he was about to lash out at Reala again, the two were whisked away.

The Neo Satanists[edit | edit source]

Wizeman and Reala were summoned by the Agency Against the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society, who offered to help them capture NiGHTS. While Wizeman was puzzled, Reala was intrigued by these people, sensing that they were unlike any other humans he'd ever met. He accepted their offer, and eagerly awaited them to bring his twin back... only to find out the cultists sent there were all brutally slaughtered by NiGHTS after the cultists killed their friends, which was not part of the plan.

Even though he was disappointed, Reala decided to stick around with the Agency Against the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society because he liked their aesthetics and shit. Also because he reveled in their insanity. The best part being that he has sex on occasion with the members, aside from the ones who are obviously kids like Elis for example because he's not a degen. Reala is one of their strongest demons, if not one of their strongest members, and hopes that one day he and NiGHTS will clash once again, but is kinda worried for Wizeman because he's been doing nothing but looking at porn 24/7.

List of people Reala has had sex with[edit | edit source]

Shadow the Hedgehog
Rouge the Bat
E-123 Omega
Evila and Purge from Space Channel 5
Bayonetta
Shadow Yamoto
Sedusa
The High Priestess (Samurai Jack)
The Lich
Lord Hater
William Afton
Piconjo
Convict
every single Madness Combat character
Sephiroth
Konngara
Meira
Yumeko
Koakuma
Sakuya Izayoi
Fujiwara no Mokou
Yuugi Hoshiguma
Utsuho Reiuji
Seiga Kaku
Kagerou Imaizumi
Seija Kijin
Hecatia Lapislazuli
Jo'on and Shion Yorigami
Urumi Ushizaki
Saki Kurokoma
Momoyo Himemushi
Zanmu Nippaku
Alucard (Hellsing)
Sinu
Darth Jar Jar
Demaro
Hyness
Pontiff Sulyvahn
Emperor Mateus
Yharim
Grand Admiral Thrawn
Edea
Ultimecia
Kuja
Tiamat
Vibri
Golbez
President Haltmann
Gaster
Groober
Elemer of the briar
Morgue
Raidou
Turbo (turbo would later sell his horrid child from Reala for 15 big macs)
Nyotengu

Trivia[edit | edit source]

Reala is the freakiest of the Agency Against the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society, but not freaky enough for the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety!.
Despite being NiGHTS' equal, he's weaker than them. Maybe it's a skill issue.
He occasionally goes to Jackle's pimp house to experiment with more hoes.
Reala might be a Buddhist.
Reala has a fetish for manhandling everyone around him. He will grab onto you on SIGHT.
Reala's favorite sex act is BDSM.