Dr. Robotnik
| Dr. Robotnik | ||
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Real Name |
Dr. Ivo Robotnik | |
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Alias(es) |
eggman, the walrus | |
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Species |
MAN | |
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Sex |
MALE | |
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Date of Birth |
fat | |
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Nationality |
eggman | |
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Relative(s) |
gerald robotnik, maria the hedgehog | |
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Residence |
the death egg | |
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Affiliation(s) |
his badniks | |
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Occupation(s) |
egg | |
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Criminal Record |
mass genocide | |
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Rank |
evil | |
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First Appearance |
Sonic the hedgehedge | |
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Role |
antagonist | |
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Actor |
JIM FUCKING CARREY | |
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Onlyfans |
ass | |
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Status |
alive | |
Dr. Robotnik (also known as the eggman) is an obese scientific PINGAS man currently married to a whore named Vanilla the Rabbit who likes Getting cucked and destroying and polluting all of planet earth so he can take over the world with his ripoff pringles brand. He also opened up an onlyfans for everyone to stare at his ass
He is best friends with The Grinch because they're both comically evil and because both of them are played by jim carrey the legend
unfortunately for him, this one hedgehog named Sonic always gets in the way of his plans of turning everyone into mindless ai generated slaves and building a death star with his face on it