BossManJack

CrackManJack
I need money you dumb fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Net Worth	-10,000 USD
Enemies	Natalie The Rats The Door His Parents who he currently lives with
Friends	Bully Maguire (They both have a thing for rent and doors)
Favourite Hobbies	Winning in gambling Smoking crack Flexing wealth on the rats
His Greatest Tragedies	losing all his money 243,924 times
Achievements	Current world record holder for "losing it all"

“	I just lost it all!	”
-BossManJack's Catchphrase

BossManJack is the article definition of a loser, and is a prime example of the expression "biting the hand that feeds you". A true gamblemaxxer who does not fall for the trap that 99% of former gamblers who quit: quitting just before reaching the jackpot.