Santa claus
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Santa claus is a jolly old christian fat grandpa man and friend of Jesus christ who lives in the north pole with his elf slaves. he is a warrior of justice who everyone loves because he says hohoho and gives people free stuff on christmas because he is a communist and gives bad people soyjak coal on christmas
He likes drinking coca cola so much he has diabetes but can't die because he is immortal and everyone loves him