Dr. Gastronomical I

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Dr. Gastronomical
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Aliases

  • NURD
  • Dr. Booger
  • Fat cunt
  • Pumpkin (by his wife)
  • Bouncybelly

Companions

  • Matilda (Wife) (divorced and left)
  • Charles (son) (seperated)
  • Caroline (daughter) (seperated)
  • OJ Simpson (lost him)

Death

Notable Bastards he had to deal with

  • Genghis Khan
  • Yakub
  • The Semen Demons
  • Garfield
  • Giant Hyperlinguist Bees
  • The Spanish Conquistadors
  • The Sour Patch Kids
  • The Rampaging Fuckers of Everything on this Crazy Shitting Earth

Favourite Trick

Pulling his finger to fart

The Number of times he had farted or burped

1833 times

Dr. Gastronomical is one the last remain Funk Giants alive, alongside, the Incredible Gassy and Sgt. Braphog.

Before his Travels

In his humble beginnings, he always had been gas problems, leading him to being bullied and shunned from his peers at school. However he was a curious lad, and had supportive parents, and soon became an academic genius, learning about the wonders of science and especially the energy known as natural gas. At the age of 14. He pioneered the earliest methods of using steam turbines to turn natural gas deposits into electricity. At the age of 17 he created the modern zeppelin and by age 19 he made the first rocket to breach the stratosphere.

However despite having a happy adult life and even getting a wife by age 20, winning a noble prize, and being the best specialist in quantum physics in the world and more, he became disillusioned with the world's science community and its corruption that becomes harder and harder to ignore.

He decided that he'll keep further inventions to himself, creating technology beyond the limits of the basic airborne elements.

By age 23 he created the Sonic Airhorn. A multi-purpose tool before the iphone, used to open locks, scan data and laxing people's anuses to shit themselves.

By age 30 he harnessed the powers of other braplords and synthesized it into the ultimate transportation device, The TURDIS, his finest creation. As it's transportation can travel anywhere in time, space and mental states.

By age 40 he unlocked the secret to near immortality. Creating a way to cheat death multiple times. Should he die, the body will quickly bloat and decay, rapidly incubating a new body. When completed the cadaver will explode rotten guts from air pressure and he'll be born a new man. However he made an error when developing, this side effect is that his appearance will change wildly, and so will his personality traits, he could end up having down syndrome.

He would take his family on adventures, teaching his two children history and science to help them find clues to solve the mysteries of the universe.

Adventures

Season 1
Episodes Images Descriptions: Parts Quotes:
Rasputin's Rhapsody
Song of the Mongols Arriving at a Chinese village during the Song Dynasty,

Dr. Gastronomical and his family took it upon themselves to defend the village from raiding mongols.

3
The Eyes of the Dragon The family travel to contemporary China learning

about its social credit score and the lack of privacy, as their antics anger the CCP.

3
The Pale Ones Yakub 4