Rivers Surk
“⠀⠀The world has turned, and left me here. Just where I was, before you appeared.„
— Rivers Surk
Template:Character Infobox Rivers Surk's boss theme. (Super Jangle 64)
Rivers Surk, also known by his scientific name WEEZ-TRRRRHA, is an NPC who for a long time sunshine was mistaken by the cast for an actual human trapped in the Circus after putting on a VR headset. He was mistaken for the lead singer of a rock band, but the main protagonists would later discover that not only was he the lead singer of one of Jupiter's most popular bands, but he's one of the many, many, many descendants of a strange, colossal eldritch cosmic god named Dotar Surk who threatens the very fabric of time and reality with his sheer size and power.
Unlike the majority of his fellow NPCs, he was not generated by AI. In fact, it's likely he either inexplicably created himself or that Dotar Surk Himself created him out of the soil of a far-off extraterrestrial planet, centuries before the Circus was conceived as an idea by Grant Best.
This is also a major plot point in Super Jangle 64, where he serves as the penultimate boss before Dotar Surk Himself and SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS Dotar isn't the true final boss of the game. There is a disturbed creature of more hostility and omnimalevolence than He. It could take only a true divinely prophesied hero of society to defeat it. Its name is........ Δ
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Trivia
- Artistically, he comically stands out compared to everyone else like Clocko. This is the same for Dotar and everyone in the TRRRRHA family.
- I'm not updating his age every year
