Scroogey McClooney

SCROOGEY
MCCLOONEY

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⠀⠀MUAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 😈😈😈„

— His signature laugh.

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⠀⠀BWAHAHAHAHAHA 😈😈😈„

— His other signature laugh.

Scroogey George McClooney (スクルージ・ジョージ・マクルーニー, Sukurūji Jōji Makurūnī) is an angry old Scottish man and a self-proclaimed 'supervillain' who always loves doing the exact opposite of what is seen as "good" and "heroic" in all societies and cultures with him doing the exact opposite since he loves being bad and causing pain and suffering amongst all living beings. For example, he hates Christmas due to how much joy it brings humanity and loves ruining the holiday for everyone with him occasionally teaming up with the Grinch every holiday season to traumatize children (before the Grinch's heart grew three sizes.) A specific time, he showed children videos of Santa whipping his elves whilst they work and a sex tape of Santa fucking Mrs. Claus.

During the events of the Dimensional Merge, he would befriend and become close friends with John Ivelostfaithinhumanity Jr. and Enrique! due to the three of them being the biggest misanthropes in all of fiction. Due to his terrible diet, life style, and overall laziness to ever go to any doctor, his back cracks all the time and he has chronic arthritis and he also has shingles. He also looks like Humpty Dumpty for some fucking reason.

Like all PWHNIWTFIGO members, Scroogey worships the "I just wanna grill for god's sake" Guy and hates all factions within the Omniverse like 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 and NPCs; although he barely knows who they are nor does he know about the shit that happens around him and is prone to constantly forgetting shit, including forgetting who he is.

BIOGRAPHY

EARLY LIFE

McClooney was born in Edinburgh in the year 1666. His parents abandoned him. The constant plagues that ravaged him briefly turned him emo at one point.