Hiei

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Now playing: "additional cause for sorrow"

"My life is shit, everyone is against me in some way while im trying to do my job. My father hates me for existing, my mother committed suicide, my sister's life has been endangered several times, my best friend left me because of my arrogant ways. Fuck you all."

"You already have your fox, birdbrain, and a amateur thief, I'm a moot point."

"I miss you, Kurama"

Hiei
Average person from r/im14andthisisdeep
Pronouns	Too edgy to have liberal pronouns
Education	None
Enemies	Everyone that isn't considered affilated with him
Sex
Sexuality	Straight(though is largely thought as Bi by some people due to him and Kurama's friendship)
Nationality	None, he is a fucking demon
Ethnicity	Demon
Height	Smol
Alignment	None
Complexion	Peach Tan
Status

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Hiei Nishimiya, also known as just Hiei, is one of the strongest characters in the whole SpongeBob Fanon Lore as he also becomes a major anti-heroic protagonist in the whole Freaky Saga. He also is the main leader of The Unholy Trio alongside Martlet and Duster as members and was formed as a mercenary triad for groups but mainly for the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety and officially joined them when invited by Dan and the twins. He is the main character of Ishval Arc and strongest member of the now defunct, Shiloh Pact.

He's also an elite member of the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety! and provides them a lot since he thinks Enrique! is sigma and based but later had a neutral feeling with him. He also has a twin sister named Yukina whom she doesn't know that he is her brother but Hiei and his team protects her at all cost until she knew in Book 2. Another thing about Hiei is that he's an actual demon from Ohio and spent many years killing in there. He also seems to despise both Envy and Hidan, like Hiei actually praised on Envy being dead which fueled Hidan's hatred even more towards Hiei and when Hidan joined the SUSiety, Hiei demanded for him to not join and to actually be exiled. Yukina then defended Hidan which made Hiei very mad as Hidan then joined while Hiei raged as he now deems that everyone just doesn't have the same vision like him. He also has the entire Phantom Troupe wanting to kill him for revenge but Hiei just flips them off each time.

He is currently friends with many people within the SUSiety despite being a anti-socail loner while being the husband to Shouko Nishimiya hence why he changed his last name from Bean to Nishimiya to piss off his father, Bean Khan, whom Hiei despise a lot.

This dude is so fucking badass, i literally had a orgasm when he unleashed his Darkness Of the Dragon Flame aka a move that can evaporate someone to death with black flames portraying itself as a dragon. This move is so OP that it can solo pathetic NPC Heroic anime groups. The NPC's and LARPers are scared shitless when he uses this move.

Biography

Pre-Meme Saga

Birth of the Cursed Child

Baby

In a estimated year in the 1900s, there was the Ice Maidens tribe which was all women *angry chud noises* but they were pretty much weakass yokai's that really didn't do anything besides doing lesbian stuff. A woman of the tribe had sex with a all mighty powerful creature, Bean Khan or better known as SENHOR FEIJÃO. This eventually gave birth to twin siblings, one was female and the other one was male but since Hiei was a different than the rest of the clan, he was casted the boot and got almost killed in the Waterfall from The Good Dinosaur.

Moments After

Hiei was ditched to an other section of Ohio where he was basically almost died because he didn't have any food as a baby. Luckily, he brought in by a band of bandits that raided richer Ohio citizens but when raising Hiei, he became more stronger than them when he grew up from a babeh to a kid. He killed off many demons that intervened in their ways as the bandits became strong enough to form their own clan inside of Ohio. Hiei never wanted to be in the clan and realized their just using him for their own personal gain so he killed off each clan member in their sleep. He later worked as a castle guard but burned the whole castle down once he got his pay cut, very petty of you Hiei.

He grew bored of the Demon World, especially after learning Fire type magic after training himself for years about and burned himself a lot to tolerate pain. He later found out by rumors about the lost child of the Koorime Tribe and he quickly remembered that he was the one so he wanted revenge. He forced people to give him directions and went there only to see the most miserable place ever seen. Literally they were all suffering and there was no hope for them so Hiei pitied them but forced them to give him information. Rui was his mother's BFF and she said that she was the very one who threw him off and begged for him to kill her but Hiei didn't because he wanted her to stay and live in misery. She also said that he has a twin sister named Yukina but she fled somewhere and was never to be seen again. Hiei assumed that she went into the Surface due to no reports of her race in the mainland.

Hiei had to kill many demons to get into the surface entry and that was kinda hard on him to do so when he has no money. Many rich demons went into the surface but Hiei was the only few to bring out right force into the entry. There he was very confused on the surface world until Dr. Robotnik found him suffering in the forest when Hiei drank milk so he brought him in for "help". Dr. Robotnik wanted to test the Jagan Eye transplant on someone so he used Hiei as a test dummy to do it and Hiei wanted more power so he accepted. It was painful but was very successful as Hiei got the Jagan Eye but had his powers decreased so he fled from the Doctor and went training to recover his strength. He did the surgery just to try to find Yukina.

Meme Saga Sisterhood

Hiei now spent looking everywhere for Yukina and trying so hard to find her in this quest. He had to keep himself unknown from the public so when someone saw him and ran, he had to kill them. He would then find Gouki, a demon criminal, who told Hiei about the Spirit World and how the artifacts can help him on his quest so Hiei trusted him and both worked as a duo to find the Spirit World and bring it all down. The two became notorious around the streets, killing bunch of people but then Kurama would hear of potential demons and went up to them without being scared. Gouki attacked Kurama but was counterattacked as Hiei saw potential in Kurama and told him about the artifacts so Kurama was on board.

The three did a secret ritual to go to the Spirit World and to secretly get the artifacts and to get the hell outta there. They went there and entered non-guarded rooms to find them however when they got the three artifacts: Shadow Sword(turns humans into demons once it slashes them, Forlorn Hope(sacrifices yourself for a wish, and Orb of Baast(steals Children's souls); they were caught and had to leave as Gouki was sacrficed and killed by guards but the both did not care about him. The two got what they wanted with the Sword and Forlorn Hope as Hiei was gonna use it for a personal army since he hated humans for the crimes they do to humanity to turn them into his slaves. He left Kurama alone but was anxious over the fact that Kurama was gonna kill himself to help his sick mother but ignored it for now.

Hiei then rounded a lot of humans that were promised free coupons as he turned them all onto his slaves and to use that Army to go back to Spirit World and to force Koenma on where Yukina is. Hiei would go back to Spirit World but to see his whole army of personal demon soldiers turned back into Humans as they were prepared since Hiei was overconfident that they were weak. Hiei was imprisoned and thought that Kurama was dead at this point but he sees Kurama turning himself in to as a personal thief like himself, Duster, who was nearby and tried saving him as it worked and Kurama's mother wasn't sick again. Hiei was relieved but wanted to get the fuck out of Spirit World.

The two were in labor duties inside the Spirit World as Duster was watching over them as Koenma told him too or else he would never go back down to the surface world. Eventually, the three were tired and planned their escape and did it successfully but can't afford another risky situation like that.

During the rest of this arc, he befriends Martlet after clashing with her, going to the Ohio Tournament to test his strength, facing off the Black Black Club and making them extinct, and tried stopping Shinobu Sensui but was weak at the time during this like RIP HIEI but dude got back up and spent training in the Demon World and assassinating or some shit.

Ishval Arc

After leaving the Demon World, he went to Yukina's school in Japan and met Shouko Nishimiya and she was a shy deaf girl that grew an attachement to Hiei. After her sister, Yuzuru, got kidnapped by Yakuza forces, both went out trying to find her and led them being scattered to a refugee village and then to Tokyo where they escaped due to League of Gangstas forces attacking them at all sides. He then formed a team called the Shiloh Pact(With Zelgadis, Shouko, Kurapika, Scar, Greed, and Raphtalia) to be fully against the LOG and eventually the Phantom Troupe which was ordered to kill the pact.

After finding Yuzuru, Hiei and Shouko had no point into continuing the already dysfunctional team but the others had goals they wanted to do complete so Hiei had to choose one and sought to find the Philosophers Stone with Zelgadis which led the others to split and especially when Zel and Raphtalia wanted to kill eachother after moments of tension between the two even if they were good friends and Kurapika had to join Hiei's side due to the Phantom Troupe not caring too much on the other side. After skirmishes, they found a chimera named Rose inside a dumpster and went on when they were now on a bounty due to crimes they did. Many millionaires wanted to see the end of them and hired many assassins to come and kill them including many NPC's and Independent Mercenaries. They also damaged the Phantom Troupe a lot due to 1/3 of them dying thanks to Kurapika and somehow Hisoka's help.

The LOG had no offensives to carry on attacking Hiei so they proposed a deal with him for many riches in return to stop attacking them and cannot attack the Phantom Troupe but Hiei called this bullshit and had fought Cheeto Man in a multi episode arc which was so fucking cool and brutal, someone should make a amv of that. After the battle, LOG forces fled after a massacre of LOG Mercenaries from Mexico, Italy, and Japan.

During all of this, Hiei was growing more and more affectionate with Shouko as they had so many times together and fully became a couple. This led other sides trying to have Shouko as a main threat as if they can get to her, they can get to kill Hiei but Hiei prevented all of their attempts. Feitan grew tired of the Phantom Troupe waiting and fully convince LARPers to help him kill Hiei as he despises Hiei. They fought in several battles until Hiei killed him near the end. When reaching the underground tunnels of Amestris to find the stone which led Hiei battling Father and which led to the surface of the entral city where Greed, Scar, and Raphtalia were prisoned and were freed to help them fight Father but Raphtalia straight up betrayed them and went into a helicopter with the NPC's. Father was defeated, but King Bradley refused to surrender and fought the entire cast but was put down by Scar.

The Stones they got were all fake and the real ones were controlled by powerful entities like Dotar Surk and Luitrich as Zel broke down in tears and everyone continued to do their own paths for now. Hiei then married Shouko with a big event which ended this arc.

Post-Ishval Arc (Hueco Mundo)

Things Hiei Would Never Say

>I think a need a perm

>I love pretty flowers

>I wanna be a cheerleader

>Visine, its gets the red out

>I love you, baby boo boo

>Kuwabara's lookin kinda hot

>I'm drawn to blonde male crossdressers

>I wanna change my wardrobe to pink

>Where's my leotard?

>I'm too sexy for for my shirt

>I'm gonna take yodeling lessons

>Pull my finger

>The Quartet of despair is a good team

>I LOVE MY FATHER!!!!!!

>Taylor Swift is sooooo good

>☭Viadimir Koltsov☭ is a friend of mine

>I will defend Beankhanland

LOL! just got bored ^_^

Trivia

• Hiei is more faster than Sonic The Hedgehog and any Umamusume who are slow ass losers compared to him.
• Apparently, he was very feared in Ohio but when he dated Shouko, people ridiculed him so he had to go back down there much later to be feared again.
• He has a secret power that can give someone diabetes hence why he is called "The Midget Which Who Gave Everyone Diabetes"
• He is lactose-intolerant as shown when Mr. Bean told Duster this fact about him and throws milk cartons at him when Hiei does something bad and maybe that's why Hiei is a short midget because he doesn't drink milk like the commercials say so. Drink milk kids or you'll end up like Hiei.
• He's a blatant Aura Farmer everywhere he goes.
• He's also an Edgelord and cusses all the time and thinks that cool while dressing up all in black as he's "emo" and shows no sympathy towards others....but that's wrong as he tries to do that but fails and warms up....but fails at even warming up too.
• He has a move where he can instantly kill someone with his hand having the dragon flame but it has heavy recoil on him.
• Hiei is a big fan of Shadow The Hedgehog and Alucard from Hellsing
• He's an fanboy over My Chemical Romance like he's really obsessed with their music.
• Hiei is more likely to murder you if you disrespect the outfit, If you damage the clothes the Killswitch will be flipped don't believe me just ask Zeru, Makintaro, and Kuro Momotaro
• He solos Police Officer 1.
• Hiei will burn down every mall he sees if they don't have either a spencers or a hot topic. box lunch sucks ass too, we don't count that
• According to the Hueco Mundo arc, Hiei is allies with ☭Viadimir Koltsov☭. I think this is after the Ishval Arc where he's just chill and joins Viadimir for something to gain from.

Development

Hiei was a planned character in the Neo Scary Godmother Wiki as one of the night guards for the castle to serve under King Tommy and was the right-hand man to Squalo however the main writers forgot about Hiei entirely leading to him never getting a page. Years Later in 2024, Barf Bag would watch YYH and would try to create a page for him but he had no ideas but did it anyways.