Hänsel & Gretel
Hänsel & Gretel
"WE ARE ETERNAL" - Both of the Twins
"WAPO!!"
"Silly Mister, We will never die The amount of people we've killed have made us Immortal"
"My name is Hänsel and me like Seal"
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Hänsel and Gretel also known as The Batshit Insane Vampire Twins, also respectively known as Fratele meu (Romanian for "my brother") and Sora mea ("my sister"), are major antagonists in the events of the second and first season of neo blood debt.
The Twins are 2 Romanian Children who are suffering from severe dissociative identity disorder due to past trauma that turned them into bloodthirsty psychos, Throughout the series they are known for being two sadistic sociopathic murderers
also the two are batshit insane, have an incest fetish, and roleplay as vampires even though they are daemons and not vampires. When introduced in Neo Blood Debt season 2, it was apparent that the twins suffer from Dissociative Identity Disorder and are highly mentally unstable believing that killing other "bad" people will extend their own immortal lifespans. WHAT?
Originally introduced during the Golden Age Of Piracy arc in Neo Blood Debt Zero being Employed by their oldest handler Agnes Tachyon to kill The Crappy Artist Jack The Frippa before he leaves on his massive pirate ship This fails massively since the twins are too mentally unstable to actually do their job and instead massacre the entire area while leaving Jack alive and seeking vengeance and A Rematch on the two once he got stronger. Later, it would be revealed that because of their DID, they swap their identities around meaning nobody knows who's the correct twin and most theorists commonly theorize due to certain lines that both are females however many theorizers say their either male or both or worse Hermathrodites.
Throughout the Series the twins are often hired by minor and major Factions like the Ikalyan mob to the Hypersatanist union, to do their dirty work like assassination and slaughtering entire gangs. However one fateful day the twins would join a crew of well known psychopaths and freaks that everyone knows as the Neo Freaky Susiety due to Enrique???
Despite originally appearing during the Golden Age Of Piracy arc in the prequel series the only constant in the neo blood debt series is the twins. They were also originally in the first season though they were removed due to budget cuts and vesnas emo era....
The twins also play a very important role in the concept of suffering and the damage that the Purity Culture and Nicolae Ceaușescu's Regime did to the country of Romania and its youth...
The Twins are also Playable juggernauts in the Neo Juggernaut gamemode, They are also playable fighters in Neo Blood Debt: Mark Of The Turkish and New Norm Vs Neo Blood Debt
Characteristics
Physical Appearance
The psycho twins' are children who are very feminine in basic appearances. They cross-dress as a boy and a girl, and regularly switch between them. The boy personality, Hänsel, has short hair, and the girl personality, Gretel, wears a long wig of the same color. They share the same silver hair, emerald-colored green eyes, sharp canine teeth, pale skin, slim build, and both like to wear black gothic lolita attire. The Gretel personality usually carries around a M1918A2 BAR and Scythe, and the Hänsel personality usually wields an incredibly sharp battle axe as well as a large hammer under their jacket.
Personality
Due to The years of abuse caused by The Many Gangs and Amos Voll and the Romanian Rings, The Twins are complete mentally unstable killing machines, believing that killing other humans extends their own lifespans even though they are already immortal. Their severe mental damage also results in them having a very hyperactive, spontaneous, excitable, quirky, scatterbrained and sometimes easily distracted personality; they sometimes forget the thread of their conversations and come out with offbeat and seemingly inconsequential observations and act in non sequitur. The two are easily entertained, easily distracted, and easily excitable with a playful attitude when they're not massacring individuals. Furthermore, the twins also acted incestuously with one another, having a tendency to express this most intensely during charged situations such as murders or narrow escapes. They also enjoy bathing in the blood of people who they killed. Unknown to most people, "Hänsel" and "Gretel" are simple personalities alternately adopted by the two children, both of whom now suffering from dissociative identity disorder, meaning they swapped their identities as "Hänsel" and "Gretel" with each other from time to time. Although mentally unwell, Hänsel and Gretel are also cunning and show a great level of intelligence, having used one of the local Thai orphans as a decoy to distract the bounty hunters. They were also not above using their innocent appearance to deceive their enemies
Due to their abusive past, the two children do not believe that God (and to an extent, every other religion) are benevolent, believing that any higher power had abandoned them and wondered why they had to suffer such abuse. In their spare time, Gretel is also surprisingly a very good singer, as shown when she sang for 𝓓𝓪𝓷 and Hidan. Despite their ruthless upbringing, the twins seem very well-read just like.. ENRIQUE!!!. They even listed off Richard Matheson and Edgar Allen Poe as one of their favorite writers, with "Hänsel" accusing the latter of being a necrophiliac. Both children also sang nursery rhymes such as "The Juniper Tree" by the Brothers Grimm. The Twins don't know how to say I love you so instead they say I will eat you because cannibalism is super romantic
Gretel likes to spam the worst types of slurs for no reason Idk why
Abilities
- Immortality - It is unknown if its True
- Jinx - Hänsel and Gretel’s unexplained and infamous power is that of uncontrollable negative probability manipulation, also known as misfortune.
- Satanist Magic - Due to unforseen reasons the twins can and will use Satanist abilities
- BAR M1918 - Gretel's overpowered Rifle
- Hand Axe and Revolvers - Hänsels main kit for killing
Biography
Pre Debut?
Early Life
A Few Decades Prior to the Main storyline, During the Great Romanian Vampire war, The twins were born in Romania in a small village in the Carpathian Mountains where they were born from an act of rape. Under the new government mandates by puritists and others, due to the decrease of the population of the nation because of the war, it enacted a pro-natalist policy which banned abortion to increase birth rates which resulted in their mother not being able to abort them despite her extremely poor and abusive surroundings.
Pre Neo Blood Debt
(WARNING VERY DISTRESSING STUFF VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED)
After the death of Nicolae Ceaușescu and the downfall of his Kommunist regime, a large number of orphans, including the twins, fell into the hands of various criminal organizations.
Under the control of mob groups and Amos Voll's company that used them as sex slaves, "Hänsel" and "Gretel" were forced to participate in pedophilic snuff films, in which they were either to murder other children or be raped. Such horrific incidents and witnessing continual beatings of other children turned them into misanthropic, sadistic, cunning, and deranged killers. They had a firm belief that their lifespans were extended by killing others, and this belief derived from the fact that they had to kill other Kids to avoid being killed.Neo Blood Debt
Neo Blood Debt Zero
Golden Age Of Piracy Arc
During the rise of piracy and its consequences Agnes Tachyon would assign the twins in carrying out an act of bounty hunting aka take down the infamous pirate Jack The Frippa due to Agnes Tachyon's hatred of Chinese Rap. The twins, being the childish beings they are, simply agree to Her demands since they believe this will give them a chance to get to kill and mutilate people. WIP
Season 2
Prologue: Ital Gooner Wars
The West Masurian Bratva Massacre
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Larping Games
Gallery
Very Cool Image
Gretel during the golden age of piracy arc
Hansel realizing he might die the same way he does in black lagoon canon (He Won't)
The Twins got their own Cool Phone brand I guess
PERFECT ANGEL KIIIIIIIDDD
Gretel wasn't allowed to say a slur
"DEAREST SISTER!!! GET OFF OF TWITTER!!!!"
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Trivia
- The Twins often paint their nails black
- Hänsel is usually seen as the more clumsy twin
- Hänsel has a massive obsession with seals for some reason
- Their Favorite word to say is Wapo
- They epically murdered Tokn sometime in the late 2000's
- Hänsel somehow knows that Sinu Is the same sinu from the old days but Gretel tells him to stop breaking the fourth wall like an idiot
- Romania and its consequences
- Gretel likes to pickpocket unsuspecting passerbys
- Hänsel is Better trans rep than Jax tadc