Flying Pizza

Flying Pizzas (scientific name Pizzus Volans) are pizzas that have gained the ability to fly freely. They are a popular method of transportation in Italy due to its mobility and edibility.

History

For aeons scientists have asked "What came first? Pizzas or flight?" and the answer may surprise you... Scientists at the university of science have found out that pizzas came to earth during the Jurassic Park period 666 million years ago after the mods of r/pizza deleted the subreddit for supposed "CP posting" which is weird because there's nothing wrong with posting cheese pizzas that's like the most common one wtf. The flying pizzas arrived through the Manhattan portal, which birds immediately saw and went "damn that shit fly asf" and finally used their wings for something other than sacrificing dinosaurs to moloch.

When SATAN created humans (because humanz are the real monsters...) and by extension italians (unfortunately) the italians were the first to utilise flying pizzas as weapons, causing them to invent the golden spin, infinite spin and ultradimensional luciferian spin (which can spin the fabric of reality itself causing the target to spin straight to HELL 666) to use the flying pizza's true cheesy might against their archenemies, the Columbia Records Club. They only found out about the fact you can ride flying pizzas after they watched a Dragon Ball Evanescence AMV where Goku was riding the flying nimbus. the controversial bathtub tester Archimedes Da Vinky tested the theory by reverse-slipping on a nanaB right onto a flying pizza. He flew so fast on it he accidentally helped caesar conquer the mediterranean and accidentally invented algebra which is the stupidest shit in all of math and shouldn't be taught in school (fuck oyu ms. smith for giving me an F!!!!!). Having discovered the danger of flying pizzas, Da Vinky covered up their existence by inventing Flying Pizza that can't fly called "Pizza", which became an instant hit in naples due to the fact you don't have to corner them in a dark back-alley to catch them and now you corner people in dark alleyways instead (that's how mafia was invented BTW). However despite the fact all flying pizzas were then moved to the backrooms of Devilish Dante's Pasta House to never be flown or eaten some badass satanists can still summon them whenever they need character devilopment (devil + development). Da Vinky later died at the age of 47 after someone on an online forum called him "Da Stinky".

Flying Pizza's involvement in the Kabul Incident

During Ronald McDonald's plot to kill Linkin' Park and thus ruin SpaghettiO's bonding experience with his step-father Saddam Hussein there was a flying pizza involved. But after Ronald threw the dark water balloon of malicious property damage the flying pizza realized the error of its ways (LAME!) and shielded SaghettiO from the annihilation and carried him all the way to italy where he would swear revegne on Vinegar Doppio who built the balloon.

Trivia

• Judge Megablood is the only character to utilise a flying pizza on-screen.
• Flying Pizza was the weapon that killed Jimmy Neutron's father in Obacchio Extended Universe.