Vesna
Vesna
"Trust the process Vic" - Vesna Moments before a car crashes into the painted wall
""Fuck all of this, im going back home to jerk off"
"Why So Penis"
"I DECLARE WAR ON PILAR!, I DECLARE WAR!"
"Victor Porter is my very best friend, Media Pending Approval and it Never ends"
"Eh we only live once so who cares about religion and being forced to follow boring rules, just live life the way you want"
| Gestalt Vesna | |
|---|---|
| |
| Birthday: |
August 24th |
| Sex: |
Male |
| Fantasy Race: |
Homo Sapien |
| Ethnicity: |
American |
| Height: |
I dont remember |
| Penis Size: |
Very Big |
| Disorder(s): |
A.D.H.D |
| Occupation(s): |
Elite 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Goon |
| Rizz: |
Positive |
| Bounty: |
1,000,000 Dollars and a pack of sugar free gum |
| Complexion: |
White |
| Love Interest(s): |
Nobody as of now |
Vesna also known by his many alias such as Caelan, Gestalt Vesna, Ves, Liquid Vesna and many more is a well known minor antagonist in the second season of Neo Blood Debt along with being a minor supporting character during the Hueco Mundo Arc.
He is an anti-social perverted loser who's hated by normie susiety's due to his goofy cynical Personality and the emo sins of his previous incarnation, and for sticking out like a sore thumb in his shithole state of OHIO. Born in the shithole of Ohio and his town was known for being a shithhole full of sex offenders which was something Vesna hated and when Ves tried to make friends in his town the people ignored him and that's how life usually was for him anyway. Throughout his earlier years he would usually lock himself in his room and epically goon 24/7 like a boss along with eating cheap ass meals and trying and failing to cook for himself. He didn't wanna work at all and he wanted to stay unemployed due to his unhealthy obsession with fighting games, masturbating and trolling people who he didn't like online WIP
Appearance
Ves is usually portrayed as a slim man with blonde hair that's usually either unkempt or in a mullet, He also has blue eyes. Throughout his many appearances throughout neo blood debt Vesna usually retains the same plain ass normal everyday outfit that consist of A vast selection of random Hoodies, a pair of Black or Grey or just random ass camo Sweatpants, He wears a pair of boring plain ass sneakers that he stole along with a pair of boring ass gloves that he also stole. One of his most defining features is his mask that he uses to cover his face now it's unknown why, but many theorizers Believe it's due to the line Said according to Vesna himself in the Hueco Mundo Arc it makes him look cool and hides his shitty stubble
One of Vesna's arms have cyberware marks on them which suggest that he got one of his arms hollowed out to install some fancy ass cyberware which is later revealed to be true when we find out that Vesna did infact go to night city to get a singular mantis blade.
Personality
Vesna is for the most part a cynical, goofy ass pervert (WIP)
Abilities
- Realistic ass paint - Vesna has a random ass paint bucket that he uses for many purposes which mainly include drawing conveniently placed tunnels on walls to cause car crashes, drawing penises on people's houses and force some people to have the 2000's games piss filter. It is unknown where Vesna got this paint from however it is mainly used by Ves to troll LARPERS and NPCS
- Insane Durability - Vesna often gets into situations where a normal person would die only for him to come out with a few scratches
- Self Awareness - Vesna can break the fourth wall
- Calico M950's - He has two Calico's in his hoodie however he is not really good at controlling the recoil of the 100-round mag abomination of a SMG
- A singular mantis blade - Self Explainatory
- Blood Magic - He really doesn't like to talk about this technique due to it reminding him of the previous incarnation
- Goonjutsu - He is currently on the 5th gate
Relationships
Gallery
"Today i'm going to show Negev why this RPG Can and WILL destroy her merkava tank"
Vesna burning after getting shot point blank with a larper blast
Trivia
- He hates being reminded of the first incarnation
- Vesna caused over 700 or so traffic accidents
- Vesna usually hangs out with Victors Inner circle
- He Keeps making dramatic ass entrances like Lotton
- Speaking of Deltarune, he solos Kris.
- Vesna is known for larping medias however he is not an israeli idf soldier as his larps are either due to him not wanting to watch said media or worse he doesn't wanna play it
- He and Melody get freaky every tuesday at 3:17 AM in the FUCKING morning
- He might have a crush on Replicant Vesna, but he usually sees her as a parasite from his past
- Spammed Gay Porn to HaterGal and had malware on it.
- He hangs out with Shpak Romanov sometimes
- He has a stolen panty collection for some reason
- Vesna and Pilar have several arguments throughout the Hueco Mundo Arc for no apparent reason
- (SPOILER) When Pilar died, he was the one crying the most despite arguing with him all the time.
- (SPOILER)
- Vesna often annoys his neighbors by blasting the earrape version of time for muppets and time for shit at nighttime
- Vesna is known for pirating pornography and peoples onlyfans due to his belief that everything should be free
- Vesna hates modern fighting games due to their low rosters and season pass spams
- He was best friends with Mori Chan
- Drank Jack Daniels mixed with mountain dew with Shitty G at a abandoned Kmart.
- Gave Fent to a Sengoku Child.
- He has defaced over 600 houses with his penis painting antics
- He is best friends with Victor (Trust Me)
- Vesna Taught Gretel how to win at bowling by simply throwing the nearest bystander at the lane
- He likes to crush up Bottlecaps (The Candy) into a fine powder and snort them like cocaine