NPC-๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ War
The NPC-๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ War, is the 825,609,950,518,330,289,255,145,246,890,391,073,966th story arc/saga and "phase" within the entirety of fiction. It is also a multi-dimensional and outerversal catastrophic war that spans across the entire Omniverse. This war opposes the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ SUSiety and the NPC Alliance. It technically started when Ren Hรถek assassinated FreakyBob in 5732 AD when fhe was lounging in fis giant penthouse in ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ville within the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Galaxy.
Mr. Game & Watch and 99% of all NPC Alliance elite members die during this war meanwhile some like Dragan Markovic would work with Jon Arbuckle to forge a new government and just as expected it ended up being as oppressive as the old government, another SUSiety for NPCs to suck on. Meanwhile Garfield would be put back in his prison with the NPCs finding new ways to beat up that mean and bad kitty cat. After much more combat the Freakers would slash the treaty writing "lol ur a fagot" to Jon, and the NPCs would then receive losses like never before.
The war will end in 5758 AD with ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ดia being nuked by the Disney Bomb, with an NPC victory but with heavy losses against the Freakers for almost three decades and the end of all things ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ for all eternity.
Basic Timeline of Known Events
- 5723 AD โ Bean Battle III
- 5727 AD โ Bean Battle IV
- 5728 AD โ The Fresh Aire began service.
- 5730 AD โ Kermit the Freak was sacrificed in an artificial volcano in Burgettstown, Penisylvanus.
- 5730 AD โ Sandy Queefs began her incredible rape of Freakyville. She molested every single resident.
- 5731 AD โ The Fresh Aire was hijacked and destroyed by Mark and Hank Hoagies in the Goonula Galaxy. (they died doing so)
- 5732 AD โ The NPC fool, Ren Hรถek, โassassinatesโ FreakyBob when fhe was lounging in fis giant cum inducing penthouse in ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ville.
- 5732 AD โ Bean Battle V
- 5737 AD โ The Freaky SUSiety invade and take over Juancarlograd, VIRGINia. There were approx. 6.7 million casualties including Chris-Chan himself who was launched from a cannon shaped like a penis and landed head-first into the ceiling of a nearby McDonald's and into a deep fryer, incinerating him instantly.
- 5737 AD โ Jon Arbuckle hurled a lightning bolt at the Freaky SUSietyโs headquarters which made it explode and burst into flames, effectively destroying the building and all forms of the freakers' communication.
- 5738 AD โ Bean Battle VI
- ???? AD - Mr. Game & Watch and 99% of all NPC Alliance elite members die during this war meanwhile some like Dragan Markovic would work with Jon Arbuckle to forge a new government and just as expected it ended up being as oppressive as the old government, another SUSiety for NPCs to suck on. Meanwhile Garfield would be put back in his prison with the NPCs finding new ways to beat up that mean and bad kitty cat. After much more combat the Freakers would slash the treaty writing "lol ur a fagot" to Jon, and the NPCs would then receive losses like never before.
- ???? AD โ The Supreme Archon is overthrown placing ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ as the leader of the Archons. The Supreme Archon then joins the NPC Alliance fearing fim.
- ???? AD - Jon Arbuckle rewrites history to make himself the hero of this narrative placing Enrique and other ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ดers in exile.
- 5746 AD โ Fairly Odd SpongeBob airs exclusively in Dildo, Canada.
- 5749 AD โ Howard the Duck dies after a fat balding WingStop worker "accidentally" ran him over with a pickup truck. (it was the feds)
- 5758 AD โ On October 26, the Disney Bomb (Renโs body was used as the bomb shell) was dropped on ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ดia, killing 379344037532544285429594207506956042954609595642564695064206420959426244059595700560524695250976295605942695642065034878756742527534056204265454695469426545602095650256239560163595160357093157560990737957373279075759395061563103135082058248058024805480504552705704270702702704470570425704287702537025072705702370502753705135701570705701358138542025270570257047057042570704705427070425702704570427057024570427057042705072457047052704705704270502757042570704250727052705702470570245704270524705702705702456260626045602065694256265260275077057025027725277352057957427542702450247007704270570427042570245425086250528605086586026085628056802605720252072456270 people and freakers. Thus, resulting in an EPIC NPC victory royale and the end of all things ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ for all eternity.... but then they came back lmao
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Battle of Calzonia
