Daitaku Helios
"WEI WEI WEI WEI 67 ALPHA RIZZ NO CAP" - Helios trying to be funny
Daitaku Helios, or just call her Helios, is a larping Umamusume who is probably more well-known than other Uma's despite many people not knowing her name. Why? Because her rap song remix, created by Xhomie34, attracted so many Larpers that used the song without knowing her or any Umamusume stuff and probably are the ones who would tell you that Anime is disgusting. Yeah those same people are probably retarded cheerleaders at your school if you go to a school lke that. She's used to be a lesbian who really wanted that pussy, specifically from Daiichi Ruby who Helios tried asking out and rizzing her up but failed each time due to Helios trying to add Gen Z Slang in each thing she says which is really fucking stupid."Why is her dogshit memes so unfunny? That's because she's a FOID and FOIDS are well known to be unfunny as shit" - Naoya Zenin
She then tried dating her bff, Mejiro Palmer, but got rejected and told they just wanted to become best friends for now. When she met Tung Tung Tung Sahur in a Arby's, they ate together and related to eachother cuz Triple T understands what she said and then Triple T pulled out his cock in the Arby's bathroom and made Helios suck it and now they are dating. Helios then helped Triple T in Tiktok Mass Propaganda so people like Jackthepogchamp68 can dick-ride him due to their puppet, 🤑#1 Hitpig fan🤑, not working anymore and wanted someone else like people to him to worship so Tung used himself with the help of Helios.
She's just a gyaru who is smexy like i understand why Triple T pulled this baddie, her ass is massive but Tung caught her watching lesbian porn several times so he teached her a lesson by forcing her to be with Subaru Natsuki for a day tied together. Lets say that did not go so well for Daitaku Helios due to him beating her up several times but Tung would've beated her up first but he can't hurt his sweet little darling. They later made up as they are a very healthy couple now and usually does love lingo when they're with eachother. She's a major asset on trying to relate to Gen Z and Gen Alpha audiences by speaking their language in a way that a company would never understand as she can fit right it.
Gallery
Her trying to show you the latest bbno$ song
Le stupid
Some poor woman turning into a Daitaku Helios
Trivia
- She thinks Malice Mizer is the worst band ever(FUCKING LOSER)
- She also thinks that bbno$ and Dax are the best rappers of all time..........yeah you should not have opinions Helios.
- She is Bisexual now
- She got rejected by Ruby about 68 times.
- When Triple T and friends were talking about birthdays of the opposing sides and Shouko Nishimiya's birthday was said, Daitaku Helios reportably repeated 67 jokes until they had to escort her out of the conversation.
- Very good at makeup though.
- Despite being on the same side, she barely knows Agnes Tachyon but does in fact tell racist jokes together with Ayumu Kasuga whom was turned back to her previous race when Mamiya Takuji actually wanted her skills in the group and Helios begging her to be white. Yeah Helios is kinda racist.
- I did not talk about her racing skills but lets just say, they suck ass, she's nowhere near the importance of the best uma: Hishi Amazon.
- Has a body pillow of Ruby somewhere........
- Actually sucked Ballerina Cappuccina's pussy one time.
- She may or may not even be affiliated with Israel due to her being very dumb to join the IDF like her boyfriend.
- She has a fart fetish and is known as the "Fart Smella".
- Constantly goes up to homeless people and ask if they know the latest meme that Helios knows....are you fucking dumb Helios, ofc they're not gonna know it.
- Hidan once said that her memes might cause terminal ill-cancer.