Farfour
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Alias(es) |
Mickey Hamouse | |
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Species |
Furry | |
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Sex |
Allahalakbar!!! | |
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Nationality |
Palestinian | |
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Relative(s) |
Hamoud the Bee (cousin) His grandfather (deceased) | |
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Residence |
Palestine | |
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Affiliation(s) |
Hamas | |
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Occupation(s) |
TV Host | |
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Criminal Record |
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Rank |
Powerful enough for Disney to stop him | |
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First Appearance |
Tomorrow's Pioneers | |
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Onlyfans |
Farfussy | |
Farfour is an antisemitic rat working for Hamas after Israel bombed his home in Outer Gaza. He is responsible for encouraging the children of Palestine to commit violent terrorism and martyrdom. He is a major antagonist of the FB&CC post timeskip era. He was so popular amongst the children of Palestine: that Americans and Israelis put him as a prime target on their shitlist and therefore; an enemy of almost everyone in the Canopy Kingdom.
He hates Benjamin Netanyahu and wishes death upon that man. Farfour also threatened to kill his cock-suckers several times to piss off Big Yahu. Big Yahu would then repay the favor when Farfour met his end. He refused to give up a plot of land, inherited by his recently deceased human grandfather to Israel. This operative was orchestrated by Disney and helped by Big Yahu so that he won't sully the name of Mickey Mouse with antisemitism and the encouragement of suicide towards children in the name of Allah.
During 2026 however, he joined forces with Benjamin Netanyahu just because he has an even more greater enemy. One so great and vile, that Farfour will do ANYTHING to get rid of them once and for all. This being is known as Enrique and Farfour considers Enrique the greatest enemy to Allah. Due to this, Farfour joined the Larp Coalition to end Enrique's existence once and for all while also recruiting as many Palestinian soldiers as well + every pro-Palestinian normie on twitter and bluesky.
Unfortunately for Farfour, after he finally encountered Enrique and was ready to kill him, Enrique brutally killed him. He didn't just kill his bitchass however, he ate him alive (RAW) since he forget to bring salt and pepper. Farfour's last thoughts of consciousness was pure pain and terror as Enrique gutted his intestines out and mauled them like a rabid animal.
History
Attack of Hamas' Rat
He runs over animals in a zoo with his Hummer, only to be scolded by a 12 year old Palestinian girl, supposedly his master. She punishes hims in the name of Allah to martyr himself in stopping the western infidel, known for hating Muslims, and it's not Charlie Hedbo or Kurt Westergaard, but rather Parasoul, for being a critic of Sharia Law and being too sexy for the Islamic extremists' liking.
Farfour would have to sneak into the Canopy Kingdom to commit jihad against its queen for the crimes against Allah. With the help of the children of Palestine, they helped him come up with the plan of making her come closer to them. Their plan was to lure her into Egypt with a fake political invitation to more open trade. Then, help Farfour sneak through the country and then assassinate her by snipe lobbing a stone right on her temple.
Over the course of the episode. It plays like Dora the Explora allowing him to finally sneak past into the Cairo airport, ready to finally kill her, Inshallah. He launched the holy rock of death towards her, priming to end her life, as the stone got nearer and nearer it was only more clear that... the stone completely missed, Allah forsook Farfour and now he has alerted airport security. Switching to Plan B, Farfour got out his trusty AK-47 and fired at the group, only managing to wound a guards man and an accompanying delegate. Farfour had to take fire cover at the plane and escape through it, lest he be shot in the open. He shot the a luggage car driver successfully, used it to cover himself, drive to the plane again, and used it to reach the open plane door. and heisted the plane, killing the two pilots there, later using the plane to leave the scene and reach back to Gaza as far as possible before wasting the plane. He succeeded. But failed to kill Parasoul, as punishment for cowardice. He was given no candy for the whole month!
Why he did not use the plane to run over Parasoul and suicide bomb is still up to speculation. Is there a lore reason why? Is he stupid?
