Smugward
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Species |
Giant Pacific Octopus | |
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Affiliation(s) |
Cult of Squid | |
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Sex |
SmugMale | |
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Status |
Alive | |
“⠀⠀THEY'RE GONNA FIND FIBERS OF AN UNRECOGNIZABLE BODY! PIECES STREWN ACROSS MILES AND MILES OF FRENCH COUNTRYSIDE!„
Smuggington "Smug" Shitwarde (otherwise known as Smugward) is 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓫𝓸𝓫's main pre-timeskip frenemy before the events of the Fanboy and Chum Chum: The Masterbation Diaries as well as the rival against Squ Berdon Anderes aka NPC Squidward who became an SCP Chad by Professor Poopypants requested by GoodBob to make up for Smugward's deranged behavior. He was formerly Squidward Tentacles himself prior to getting infected by 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂cooties. He would be one of the first freaktures being made before the 2010s events of the Fanboy and Chum Chum Lore when 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓫𝓸𝓫 was simply just SpongeBob. The failure of those two Freaktures lead to 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓫𝓸𝓫 needing to create Freaktures not based on previous existing bodies as most that infect regular citizens tend to be not 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 and backfire on him due to the nature of the results being unpredictable. At some point 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓫𝓸𝓫 would make actual infectious 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂cooties that don't backfire post-COVID. Being one of the first unsuccessful 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴tures in a line of formerly successful infected allies, Smugward would be one of the first to outright oppose GoodBob being unaware of the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 gene that resided within him, feeling home within the Cephalopod Lodge who would later wage war in the ocean promoting the rise of various multiversal organizations designed to purify any worlds that were infected with anything that was the opposite of pure. Smugward prior to making enemies of the Good Society would successfully drive SpongeBob and allies out of the sea along with witness the last days of the Neptune regime and the rise of King Caden's ruthless rule and crusade against New Kelp City and Bass Vegas, both rumored to contain 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 activities. Smugward would become a ruthless war criminal having overthrown the Satan within his universe having also sparked a holy war between the Aeons and Archons, he remains as a pawn to both factions. Prior to his formation of the cult, Smugward secretly enjoys getting tortured by 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓫𝓸𝓫 and continues to get beaten.
Instead of doing freaky things, he does positive things instead, however despite this he sometimes allies with the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴ers often getting used as a body for 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓫𝓸𝓫 to torture. Smugward is the laughing stock of the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴tures and sides with a few of the trolls out of a desire to conquer the ocean. Originally he had enough of his antics and started a cult with the Cephalopod Lodge to drive out the Normies that were trying to set up rules against his racism. Eventually his minor troll allies would ended up back on the side of GoodBob by accident having sided with the Agency Against the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society, but this alliance is temporary and only a means to an end. Later he would conquer planets and wage war against the Project Phoenix and LRH who sold his people out to the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety! over various territories that otherwise would belong to the Good Society. At the start of the NPC-𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 War, he would later cumback in the 5700s, unaware of what had just happened. Smugward's cult differs from a similar faction known as PWHNIWIGO, as a part of him is guilty for creating enemies worse than himself, however, he can't return to the past as he was involved in overthrowing Imperium territory and made direct enemies against both God and the devil himself placing him as an antagonist against the Collective Omniverse. Smugward is too stuck up and cares only about himself and his own goals. When he allied back with the Sponge who tortured him the most, he came with a Groyper army and Moon Man to ally with along with his fellow cult members.
History
Inserted a pipe bomb inside a toilet at an Arby's restaurant
Replaced taco bell's food with Indian street food to show "the Poo's" how it's done.