Crack Miser
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Crack Miser, also known as Mr. Ghetto Ass White Christmas, Mr. Meatbeater, Mr. Failed Career, Mr. Seeking Hospitalization, Mr. ICU, Mr. Pain in his back and Richard E. Williams, is a crack addict who was thought dead by his brother. He was such a disappointment to the Misers Bros. He coped by doing more crack he gets from his drug dealer Franklin Turtle. Even Poop Miser looks down upon him and he's a very vocal scatologist. Crack Miser looks similar to Snow Miser, as he has a big nose, weird hair, and a blue jacket, but with no pants, exposing his penis. He got famous in the hood for his singing voice, but he almost got killed for it as there was a stuffed plush of him found dead in his alleyway with a hole in his chest and his head being stomped on, There's not to much known about crack miser but his real name was Richard Williams. He was a former member of the Foo Fighters and a former animator who did that one Superman commercial which just so happened to ironically be an anti-smoking commercial.
Williams was once a rich and famous animator and illustrator. He worked painstakingly for 30 years on a movie he conceived and directed called "The Thief and the Cobbler" only for it to be released unfinished and being a massive flop at the box office. That all changed one day when Disney once barged into his mansion with tanks and fighter jets, stole his private yacht, destroyed his jacuzzi, stole his PlayBoy stash, stole the Thief & Cobbler script, heavily rewrote everything and renamed it "Aladdin" and causing millions of dollars in damages. A few years later, Disney's movie ended up being more successful and is part of what we now know as the Disney "Renaissance". This caused him to be so enraged and depressed that he rejected human civilization and ran off to live in the woods, only to somehow end up snorting crack coke and living homeless and naked in the shady alleyways of Penistone.
Sometime later after stealing everything Crack Miser had, Michael Eisner dronestriked his former mansion, destroying it for good.
He is Ragatha's father and was never present for his own fucking daughter because he was always busy in the alleyways snorting crack and being naked, and was thus left alone with her abusive mother. His wife LOVED him being absent every day because that meant she could torture people without his knowledge, and he probably wouldn't give a shit if he even noticed it anyway because he's high 24/7.
He is BFFs with Daron Malakian.
Personality
Crack Miser was a kind guy, he was nice to everybody except when he is on crack he is yelling at people asking them for crack, he was a good person until everyone thought he died But everybody will remember him as a the #1 Crack Addict.
He's not dead!?!?!
Found out crack miser never died, he was actually recovering from being a crack addict with a video named, Two Steps Ahead.
Always two Steps
Crack Miser Recovers
He's Gone
