The Slop Stomper

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A rare video of the creature.

The mythical and infamous Slop Stompers are 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 foot tall quettafauna made of pure dark matter (oooh, spooky). It is best known for crushing anything they walk on like little fucking bugs. They are very 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 and can completely squash macro falco with one of their bird toes. The Dark Lord mistook its legs for the Trees of Valinor, when attacking them, only to causing the beast to walk off elsewhere and causing the calamity and change of Middle Earth's global geography, squashing of the island of Númenor and sinking it to the bottom of the ocean until the day Middle Earth succumbs to the heat death of the universe.

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The Slop Stomper making Wilson his pet.