Cumicane

𝓒𝓾𝓶𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓷𝓮

“	EMERGENCY ALERT! CATEGORY 1 CUMICANE WARNING! SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER!	”
-Stock phrase when a Category 1 cumicane is first seen.

A Category 1 example of a Cumicane.

A cumicane, also known as a sephoon, or a 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Storm, is 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓑𝓸𝓫's hurricane, except it's made out of semen instead. For no reason whatsoever, there are sperm whales that fly everywhere during cumicanes. And there's indeed a shitton of them, as well. They are 67 sextillion times more deadly than any Category 5 hurricane.

Types of cumicanes

• Category 1 - 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓑𝓸𝓫 gives you a little bit of mercy, but not by much.
• Category 2 - sixty-seven sextillion meter long solid cum.
• Category 3 - No.
• Category 4 - Beg!
• Category 5 - you're fucked, lmao.

Trivia

Story

• The only Category 5 cumicanes so far have been Cumicane Katrina. It's because of an incident that is forbidden to be spoken of.
• Category 5 is the limit. Anything after is beyond human comprehension.