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BEANKHANLAND

Beankhanland immediately after Bean Khan took power and successfully invaded everyone within 6 seconds in 5762.
Beankhanland (豆王様の国, Mame-Ō-sama no Kuni), also known as the Beanverse (豆の世界, Mame no Sekai), formerly known as Mongolia (モンゴル国, Mongoru Kuni) until Bean Khan renamed it after himself, is the largest and best country/empire in the entire world due to it being ruled by Bean Khan himself as its 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 ass emperor. This is also the place where him and A1 Steak Sauce have hot gay sex. The empire also contains immense lore significance across all of fiction, deriving from its status as the home nation where Bean Khan was born and grew up in after him and Enrique reincarnated themselves across the Omniverse into physical emanations when they both impregnated themselves into the wombs of women in different universes and timelines. For Bean Khan's case he would spiritually impregnate himself inside Börte Üjin, making him the first "son" of Genghis Khan in 1181 AD. Unfortunately for the Beanster, his recorded existence was lost to time and scrubbed out of history leading to Jöchi being declared the first son of Genghis Khan. It is unknown why the he was censored out of history but many hints lead a lot of people to believe that something "terrible" happened in his past that led to full blown disdain towards him and his removal within history. Many theories exclaim that it could have possibly been connected to Enrique's awakening of the Vermilion King's gene within him after Enrique physically turned 19 in his own universe and timeline which somehow led to it affecting Bean Khan and resulting in both of them committing CENSORED.png.
The Status of Beankhanland
Later on, during our present moment (long before Bean Khan would conquer the nation in our future) and when Mongolia was still under the control of the Light and its puppets: the United Nations, it was used as one of the bases of operations for the leprechaun program as an attempt to keep the number of heroes stable by artificially creating new ones through child soul transferring. This was also where Pinion Morn and her monozygotic twin were first seen and known in human history. After the death of Superman, Mario, GoodBob, and many other heroes across fiction though, the leprechaun program was discontinued. Long after that, in 5762, when Bean Khan took over what was rightfully his, he found the remnants of the leprechaun program. He decided to convert the old abandoned infrastructure as a lab in order to create his own artificial soldiers known as the Hoagies brothers.

Gallery

The Bean himself when he was just a young child growing up in the Mongol Empire. The very moment he was given Tyeddi as a gift from his "mother" Börte in style="background 1184.

The Bean himself when he was just a young child growing up in the Mongol Empire. The very moment he was given Tyeddi as a gift from his "mother" Börte in c. 1184.

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Trivia

  • Би ноён Биний хэдэн тэрбум хөвгүүдийн нэг нь, би ноён Бинтэй байсан тоо томшгүй олон тэрбум, тэрбум хөвгүүдийн нэг гэдгээрээ бахархаж, би энэ баримтаас аз жаргалыг олж, энэ баримттай нэг юм. Би ноён Бинд хайртай. Би ноён Биний боол, би ноён Бинийг хамгаалахын тулд юу ч хийх болно. Би ноён Биний төлөө амиа өгөх болно, ноён Бингүйгээр би юу ч биш. Ноён Бин бол гэрэл юм. Ноён Бин бол харанхуй юм. Ноён Бин бол амьдрал бөгөөд тэр намайг алдар хүндэд хүргэх замыг хөтөлнө.

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