Haida

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⠀⠀Haida, the beta cuck„

— Um why are the girls having fun but not ME

Haida
Alias(es)	Beta Cuck Cuck Pussy Lord Haida Of Frightside
Species	Hyena
Sex	idk at this point
Nationality	Canadian
Relative(s)	The Imperial Hyena Family of Frightside(second stupidest family besides the Lord Stupid Family)
Residence	In Retsuko's Apartment
Affiliation(s)	Pigmask Army
Occupation(s)	Trading Firm Job(Formerly) Guinea Pig(Formerly) Retsuko's Maid
Rank	Gaming Journalist Tier
Role	Minor Antagonist
Actor	Ben Diskin
Onlyfans	yes but he has 0
Status	Most Submissive Man in the Frightside now

Haida is one of the most beta cuck members of the Frightside Community as well more than Lord Dominic.

Lore?

Him trying to get Retsuko

Haida was born a rich family but they were very stupid. His mother treated his father like a baby and ruled the Frightside Court while controlling his father like a puppet, this event probably predicted his future. In High School, he joined a rock band and dated a girl but the rock band failed and so did the relationship. He got a college degree like everyone else and joined the company. There he met Retsuko and immediately wanted her to step on him but she friendzoned him. He became desperate and dated Fenneko but she made him more of a cunt. She gave him away to Diane Foxington as a pet and after that got fired from his job due to the Pigmask Army using it as a base. During this time his friends unfriended him including Anai. He was about to get a girlfriend called Inui but ruined it because she wasn't Retsuko. He escaped Diane's clutching and became a member of the Pigmask Army just to see Retsuko again but she keeps ignoring him, he got to the blue ranks of the army and finally got to talk to her about she can dominate him and stuff. She finally gave in and made him her pet. He just does it for the rest of the series and got liberated by the Last Crusaders but he got so angry he stole the kid named Fuel and almost drowned him to death which made the Last Crusaders put him into a hospital. He is now living with a brainwashed Retsuko who he told her about being a goth edgelord which she is now.

Fuck this guy.

He also became a top tier Genshin Impact Player and friended Shikabane, the whore.

Leaked Tape

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Haida you deserved this mf

After he leaked Dr. Hämsterviel's weird tapes and showed them to Ms. Mowz, He got punishished by Dr. Hämsterviel and his friends.