Ebola Rex
| “ | Look, I know it sounds ridiculous. But fusing is about trust, understanding, and harmony—even when things don’t make sense. These fusions might look chaotic, but they’re what happens when we believe in each other, no matter how weird or different we are. You can laugh… but we’re the only ones trying to bring people together while everyone else is tearing things apart. | ” |
-Steven Universe of the Good Society on dealing with the Ebola Rex | ||
HELLO??!? THIS MOVIE IS CALLED EBOLA REX! -Rickraptor105 on Ebola Rex
The cursed bearer of AIDS, also known as the Ebola Rex was an ancient beast intended to be used by the palestinians as a pathogenic bioweapon for war against the people of israel as well as a crossover contagion to annoy the FUCK out of those pesky Good Society Pooh's Adventures and friends crossover characters. He was reawakened during the Hell Cumback Arc within Fanboy & Chum Chum: the Masterbation Diaries.
10 gorillion years later, Doctor Tomoe and the Weed Miser and Dr. Claw of M.A.D.B.R.O.W.N.I.E. of the League of Gangstas had worked hard to bio-engineer it against a new generation of crossover characters within the Good Society, during an era where a Civil War was happening within the Good Society who were combating the merger between F.E.E.T. and Buy N Large. After Dr. Tomoe and the rest of the team guaranteed that it will unleash a new wave of bio-terror, it had been released by Farfour, Тени Клинки faction within the larger network of those within the League of Gangstas who worshipped Dotar Surk which also included Thanos' Pigmask Army. The League argued that they needed to provide the PNMC more leverage against those caught inside the civil unrest. Once unleashed it had begun to spread its extremely contagious disease by pissing on people giving them Ebola before being sent back into hell by Sperm cell godzilla and the Kool aid man. Steven Universe was one particular character who feared the spread of Ebola and recommended fusing Good Society members as a counter measure against the mighty Ebola Rex. The Science Special Search Party in particular was back researching various ways to fight Ebola back in the UN base.
The Good Society have induced Project FUSE to stop the Ebola Rex, where Steven Universe represents a bunch of wacky fused characters to stop the Warden from Megamind who within further arcs was revealed to be fueling agents of chaos with the fragment of God known as the Oppressor, an Eldritch Lovecraftian being keeping Pineapple in chains to justify funding the police state. With names like, "Master Blue Super Saiyan Sans the Skeleton Frylock Master Shake Dipper Pines Goku Skibidi Pikachu Rick Sanchez", "King Sans the Skeleton Frylock Master Shake Dipper Pines Goku Skibidi Pikachu Rick Sanchez Spamton Luigi Kevin Toilet", and "Mr. Pikachu Rick Sanchez Spamton Luigi Kevin Toilet Spamton G. Spamton," Steven Universe would exit the UN meeting to come back crying home to Greg.