Angela Anaconda

Species	CANADIAN
Pronouns	She/Her/Xe/Xer/They/Them
Education	What?
Sex
Sexuality	LESBIAN HAHAHAHAH
Nationality	CANADIAN
Ethnicity	CANADIAN
Height	SMALL
Weight	NOT A LOT
Alignment	EVIL EVIL EVIL!
Complexion	white

Angela Shitaconda Anaconda, most commonly known as the one person who made some random kid have his parents divorced, is a extremely pale demonic girl responsible for many canadian deaths during her current socialist regime of Canada. She is a major member of the Agency Against the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society alongside with Hidan, Envy, and Bayman and was a member of the ⛧ 𝐍𝐞𝐨-𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬 ⛧ prior to the Blip, being committed to terrorism. She is also connected to the Outer Gods of Chaos and Darkness in some way. She created the DigiVerse AKA The Digital World, as a plane of spiritual entrapment.

Unfortunately, she is one of the first to discover the universes between Fanon Wiki's and the first thing she does is to recruit people from other Fanon Wiki's to kill them or(never) as her ally's. One notable incident was when she was at the Peppa Pig Fanon Wiki and discovered her own self on there and even had a romantical feeling towards one each other but the other Angela died in her own timeline due to some idiotic resons and was forced to disband the time lapse until Dimentio came in and revived it for his own personal gain.

She is Mr. Noseybonk's bestie and Gina Lash's arch rival, she is also the daughter of the creepy Clockman. She believes fully in Satanism hence why she's so demonic and despite being one, she isn't a member of the ⛧ Vermilion Army ⛧ because she believes they're fake ones and is instead a former member of the gangstas brought over to the AA𝓕S connected to Blackrock and Klaus Schwab operating as a plant for FEDs. If she ever discovered her true potential she can align with the Black Mass, Satan, and Aku as a worshiper of the sin of pride and member of the Daughters of Aku.

Biography

Birth

She was born outta Clockman's 100% Magic and replicated a female kid that looks like her using the black mass as a source for the ritual and sold her to the Devil. Angela was raised by the Devil to become the most creepiest person on this fucking wiki, even more than Mr. Bean. During this, she looked like her KaBlam version(see the third image on the infobox).

I HATE YOU NANETTE MANOIR

She changed her style and moved to Bikini Bottom Elementary where she befriended a group of unpopular kids and realized that a person called Nanette Manoir(not the frog Nanette) was bullying the unpopular kids for no reason. Angela teached her a lesson by killing both her only pathetic friends in secret which made Nanette very very sad and ditched school so Angela and her friends can become the most powerful hierarchy. Nanette returned and bullied Angela so this made Angela very pissed off and showed many kids in the hallway that she moved in the underground and sold Nanette to the Demons to earn her demon powers. This led to the death of Nanette and even a grave was holded for her

Grave by richard baskett

Her friends thought it was cool until her other friend, Gina Lash, saw this and reported her to the Good Society in which she was beaten to almost death and was set free because she dismantled all her demon powers......as we thought so.

Creation of the DigiVerse

She created it out of her own crappy computer and used all of her satanic power left to create thousands of years of inhabitants, wars, furry sex, and a LOT MORE!!! This is also the reason why she has her Angelamon form(See fourth image on Infobox). This is what the Digital World looks like.

Freaky Saga

Freaky Arc

She's gone on the wayside and became a political socialist for the Canadians and successfully replaced the government in order to find the jewish coward named Gina Lash but she fled into Bikini Bottom(sad). She also seized Alaska from Bikini Bottom in the Collapse of it. Angela truly achieved her Satanic Powers and became an enemy for some reason and created Angela's Asylum for people against her government but then she didn't care about it anymore and announced that every Canadian city is in anarchy before leaving(RIP DUNG EATER) She also became a evil enity similar to the demons.

Post Prologue

She killed a bunch of people in Space with her bestie Mr. Noseybonk and joined the Agency to kill as many Freaky's but she always get's made fun of the group because of her evilness.

Theme Song

Her theme song is so bad just take a listen

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Trivia

• This was Barf Bag's first page on NGSM so consider this a remaster.
• Prior to joining the Agency, Clockman tried roping her in his adventures with the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety! in order to get her to be 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂, however, this ended up making her hate Clockman and the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety! even more.
• Angela usually says people's full names and says on a account of more than because.
• She looks like if Chara was a real person.
• Gina Lash has still not been found..........that's because Angela killed her.
• She was meant to be apart of Hidans Duo after Envy's death but after Hidan threaten to kill her they decided not to put her with him