Howard the Duck

Howard protecting his waifu Beverly Switzler from literal fucking Satan.

Howard Mayerik Peck (January 10, 5673 – August 1, 5749), better known as Howard the Duck, was a duck and a leader of the League of Gangstas. Many rival gangmembers likened him to "a feathered, ill-tempered, unflappable Al Capone".

He died after a fat balding WingStop worker "accidentally" ran him over with a pickup truck. The League of Gangstas "mourned" Howard's death by cooking his remains and feasting on his fried body.

Early life

Howard Mayerik Peck was born in January 10, 1573.

Howard grew up on a farm in Fuckersburg, Penisylvanus, secretly bribing the farmer, Dickey T. Pooner and keeping a large percent of the profit. When Thog the Nether-Spawn led a revolution against Pooner, Howard secretly left Penisylvanus to live in Los Santos.