Howard the Duck
Howard Mayerik Peck (January 10, 5673 – August 1, 5749), better known by his alias Howard the Duck, was a duck and a leader of the League of Gangstas. Many rival gangmembers likened him to "a feathered, ill-tempered, unflappable Al Capone".
He died after a fat balding WingStop worker "accidentally" ran him over with a pickup truck. (it was the feds) The League of Gangstas "mourned" Howard's death by cooking his remains, feasting on his fried body and having a 2 year long orgy.
Personality
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Biography
Background
Howard Mayerik Peck was born on January 10, 5673.
Howard grew up on a farm in Fuckersburg, Penisylvanus, secretly bribing the farmer, Barry McKockiner and keeping a large percent of the profit. When Scott Dicklicker led an AI revolution against McKockiner, Howard secretly left Penisylvanus to live in Los Santos, San Andreas, where he discovered the likes of Franklin Clinton and Trevor Philips.
Starting a Power Base
Howard began his life outside Penisanus as a bartender in Los Santos, and it wasn't uncommon for him to steal beers and get blackout fucking drunk. He once fell off from a bathroom stall whilst drunk, landed face first inside a toilet and subconsciously ate shit. Other than that, he also accepted tips and bribes from other drunks. The barflies wanted their drinks spiced up, and Howard did so with arsenic and cherry syrup, nicknaming his drinks "Cherry Bombs". Once all the drunks had collapsed dead in the street, Howard would steal all valuables from their bodies and dump the remains in a nearby river or sparse woodland.
Howard openly boasted about his murders to gangmembers in the alleyways of Los Santos, and claimed that he could make a total $10,000 in one week of murdering drunks instead of earning it with one year's work in the bar.
Entrance to the League of Gangstas and Rise to Power
With so much talent, Howard was later spotted by 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴lin Turtle, an infamous gay🍇ist from Detroit who was the then-leader of the League of Gangstas. Howard soon found interest in him, the gang and 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴lin's personal best friend Crack Miser, but was slightly turned off by the revelation that 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴lin fucked his redneck uncle to death. Despite this, Howard joined the League of Gangstas in 5698 and soon became an establishing member of the group. He shared 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴lin's liking for cigars and blow albeit he was "unable" to fuck random people in the street and thus stayed a virgin.