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Doktor Rupert Jacques von Hämsterviel (ルパート・ジャック・フォン・ハムスターフィール博士, Rupāto Jakku fon Hamusutāfīru Hakase) was the overall main antagonist of the Leroy & Stitch arc and a recurring antagonist in SpongeBob SquarePants. He is a megalomaniacal mad scientist chinchilla type creature thingy and the former partner of Jumba Jookiba, whom Hämsterviel assisted in the creation of illegal, genetic experiments. In contrast to his diminutive size, Hämsterviel is a ruthless conqueror whose primary goal is universal domination similar to Plankton and Dan's motivations. In the Leroy & Stitch arc, he tried to do such a thing by harnessing the power of Jumba's experiments so that he may overthrow the Grand Councilwoman, take control of the Irken Empire, and rule the solar system but was thwarted by SpongeBob and friends.
He is now the husband of and happily married to Fenneko and became the head mad scientist of the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 society. He is also confirmed to be the adopted brother of Bartok from Anastasia. Hämsterviel also helped run the based as fuck Mario Plush channel called The Cute Mario Bros but sadly nobody watched his amazing content and instead the masses preferred the god-awful SuperMarioLogan instead. He also made some short terrible slop videos on YouTube because he was dared to make those by his wife when he lost a game of Chess with her cause he's fucking stupid.
Hämsterviel seems to have somewhat of a Napoleon-complex as, despite his short stature, he has a large, imposing character and wants nothing less than total galactic domination, as he is extremely self-absorbed, rarely viewing anyone (including, Jumba or his henchman, Gantu) as his equal. He insults everyone he sees, even when they do something for him or have not done anything at all. Not to mention, he often acts like a spoiled brat, throwing a tantrum when he does not get his way, and will take his frustration out on anyone. Sounds familiar.
He is cunning, diabolical, and very verbally abusive to his henchmen, whom he frequently assaults with a plethora of poorly-formed, albeit demeaning and redundant insults (which could hardly even be called insults) for their failures; even when they manage to succeed, Hämsterviel never thanks them for it. Hämsterviel also hates his old business partner Jumba, as well as Stitch, Lilo, and SpongeBob. His schemes have sometimes been directed at them, either to enslave them or even kill them.
Hämsterviel is a short, chubby, chinchilla-like alien with albino fur and eyes. Like many chinchillas, he has long ears with pink innards, buck teeth, a pink nose, and a long tail with bushy brown fur at the tip. When it comes to clothing, Hämsterviel always wears a red cape with a golded "H" brooch attached to the front of his chest.
Similar to many gods in the SpongeBob SqaurePants Multiversal Franchise, Hämsterviel's background is a complete mystery. All that is known is that he is at least as old as Bill Cipher seeing as both lived in the same dimension once which got destroyed around trillions of years ago. He is also confirmed to be a Hemigod. It is theorized amongst fellow SpongeBob fan theorists that he took his side from his Unknown Mother (Maybe that's why he can defeat many strong characters).
He is just a minor character and rarely gets seen but when he was alone, he got confronted by Xehanort to create a sentient being called Vanitas. Dr. Hämsterviel created it but didn't know that Xehanort used sprinkles to make it evil. He gave it to Xehanort and got 10,000 dollars from it and spent that money on weed and crack with his buddy Crack Miser.
One day while taking the Space Bus, he was abandoned and got ditched on Venus because he was being a massive asshole and going over the white line with one of his feet. He met another ditched alien named Jumba and became best friends with him, Another fact is that during his time on Venus, he couldn't write perfect English and still doesn't to this day.
| “ | His Writing in 2024 | ” |
-My sekret misson iz more better than yours u stupid bich | ||
One day on Venus, Hämsterviel decided to go to Venus Normie Highschool out of sheer boredom and do absolutely nothing in his Freshmen Year but everything changed when he started to idolize Kurt Cobain. You see, Kurt Cobain was very relatable to him as they were both different from the norm so Hämsterviel decided to make music like nirvana covers. His favorite songs from them was Drain You and Lounge Act.
This was also during the time when he befriended Marmalade and both of them started a band that is like a fusion of Nirvana and Green Day. He would invite Haida and Jumba to join and they were all semi-popular until their senior year when Haida left so they disbanded but released a album of all of their songs a year later.
He would later get an invitation to join the Villain Squad, created by the thicc godess Fwench Fwy on her evil arc. He was the brains of the group and first created a TV show to brainwash people in Japan (Onegai My Melody) and killed bunch of people. 2 years later, they all went to jail for a year and never saw each other but this proved Hämsterviel dedication to keep moving forward on his projects.
Him and Jumba entered the University of Bikini Bottom to earn their Doctor titles however Hämsterviel met Dr. Doe and they became fast friends quick, she manipulated him each day to spend more time on HER and not Jumba. Her plan did not work as Jumba and Hämsterviel were still homies after they graduated from University.
Hämsterviel eventually got tricked and his relationship with Jumba ended as he forced him to get out of his Lab. Jumba was later replaced by Dr. Doe who created the Protogens but Hämsterviel thought they were useless and gave up on them. Dr. Doe eventually had enough of him and showed the big guns.
From that day forward, Hämsterviel was traumatized forever and that made him more angry and bitter. The only person who can comfort him is Isabelle who was his friend. Oh shit, I forgot to mention that Dr. Doe was Mexican and taught Hämsterviel on how to speak perfect Spanish.
In 1993, Hämsterviel finally made his debut appearance in the entire SpongeBob Fanon series after Dr. Eggman noticed his feats on the beta design experiments for robots, he made him more powerful and part of his henchmen in the Eggman Empire. There he did mischief as making both sides hate each other like SpongeBob and Patrick fighting. He also had a fight with Bob the Oompa Loompa but had a tie with him. This humiliated him and Dr. Eggman removed him.
He appears as a Boss Battle in Mecha Madness Zone trying to attack SpongeBob and the other Protagonists. He is a major antagonist through the whole thing where he sends his goons. He also controls Ridley and made Ambatron. He also made his own Death Egg but it got destroyed after he surrendered.
Hämsterviel was still making prototype stuff in his apartment still frustrated that he's weak from all the humiliation that he's had enough and started to do something sinister, you see Hämsterviel wanted to get Jumba which he successfully did by apologizing to him and doing a collab of making illegal experiments to use in their arsenal to cause chaos as Jumba described it but Hämsterviel wanted to take over the Galactic Federation to find the original planet he once was because he damn knows the Federation won't give him that information or do seek-outs to there.
Their first experiment was Zero which took a month to do but it was too destructive and was killed permanently with a gun though its DNA was still in tact to make more experiments leading to both of them to continue doing this for a long time. Hämsterviel was also making weapons, helping Jumba on creating and financially with running a magic shop store that he manipulated to get. These Experiments were running resources plus some of them just died because they proved to be weak or useless. During this time he was seen as a jokester and was actually nicer than Jumba but still had that evil all in the inside of him.
After making so many experiments, Hämsterviel wanted more but Jumba was tired and put it on hiatus so Hämsterviel got pissed and bored so he literally fucking stole a mouse from a New York street and give it a human mind + bigger body to create Ms. Mowz which was obviously made to be a sex slave for him while having a forced marriage with her.
In 2002, Jumba continued to make the experiments but the relationship of him and Hämsterviel was beginning to tear apart as he was creating experiments without any outside help from Hämsterviel which made him pissed. Hämsterviel wanted to steal all the experiments for himself to get a better chance on taking over the Galactic Federation so he snitched on Jumba to get him arrested only to make himself and Jumba arrested by the Galactic Federation for attempted illegal activities but Jumba's latest experiment, Stitch, fled away. Hämsterviel later escaped due to the jail cells being pretty easy to hack through. He teamed up with a former member of the Galactic Federation called Gantu which they became best friends.
He tried desperately to get it back by even kidnapping Lilo and Stitch for more information and forcing Jumba to give him the experiments which Jumba currently doesn't have but Hämsterviel later stole all the experiments in a facility where he's even more aggressive and angrier for more power but Spongebob took wind of Lilo and Stitch being captured so he rallied up Patrick and the gang to find him and Gantu. After destroying some Federation Ships he went on back to earth to try to kill Lilo and drop her off for being way too annoying but is found by Spongebob, Patrick, and even Bugs and Daffy(first time they met) so Hämsterviel was scared so he ordered Gantu and his experiment he launched called Experiment 625 or Reuben(named by Lilo) to defeat them but they failed so they all retreated to safety only to find all the experiments lost and scattered everywhere due to something I don't fucking know which leads to that leading to nothing but with more anger.
Dr. Hämsterviel at this point wanted total revenge on Lilo and Stitch for ruining his plans to use all of the experiments which their orbs has spreaded all through Kokaua Town as Hämsterviel wanted them for his own benefits. He hated the fucking town and hated every single one of those "pathetic humans" and got much angrier when Gantu and Reuben were incompetent henchmen. Of course he was with them by their side at a small hideout in the forest where some ship crashed as Hämsterviel brought his alien technology in because he has many of those but he knew it would be hard due to Gantu and Pleakley defending Lilo and Stitch being a complete nuisance in their way.
Every time he would make a new machine or a plan to capture the experiments, he always fails and gets sent back to the start and even getting bullied and beaten up by some kids who are fourth graders and got also beaten up by Kim Possible and also gotten beaten up by Jake Long and also gotten beaten up by Penny like you get the point. He desperately tries to win and become serious as he fails each and every time when Stitch outdues him as Gantu and Reuben being absolute idiots and ruining all of his plans as its a running gag each episode as he's a just a joke character and all of his intelligence wasted on something that bites him in the end. He made disquises, hypno rays, HELL EVEN GADGETS THAT COULD PERMANENTLY END A EXPERIMENTS LIFE but always gets dunked on. Near the end, he was tired of all of this bull crap and moved to Bikini Bottom with Gantu while Reuben secretly stayed to hang out with Lilo which symbolized his defeat and the end of capturing them.........until a year passes. He gets embarrassed everytime this personal arc of his gets brought up as Fenneko teases him with it in a nice way.
Hämsterviel later begins his appearance in the SpongeBob verse by building a bigger laboratory in his isolated apartment that he got but then meets Gantu again and they befriend each other quickly and both of them build an evil secret base that nobody could enter. Hämsterviel then gets a call from Plankton to destroy SpongeBob for a reward of a Playstation 2, Xbox, and GameCube combined. Him and Gantu wanted that thing so badly so they rushed to destroy the sponge once and for all and they are seen in an episode where they try to attack and actually were able to defeat the Sponge. They end up tying him but they get persuaded by SpongeBob where he says that this isn't worth it and they should attack Plankton and steal the consoles. Hämsterviel and Gantu hesitated but then decided it sounded badass so they all three united together and stole Plankton's consoles with all of the important games.
Hämsterviel and Gantu didn't want to become automatic heroes and stay with Spongebob so they teamed up with a certain guinea pig that was close friends with Hämsterviel, Professor Marmalade. You see, he wanted to do some action too as he has been staying here as a peaceful spot of working on his stuff as he somehow coincidentally saw Hämsterviel here so he knew he had to team up with them for a big plan to invade Bikini Bottom and destroy the Krusty Krab for fun so they build up many gadgets robotic fake tanks to invade Bikini Bottom once and for all and successfully did as they also used Hämsterviel's hypno stuff to hypnotize the citizens but its very, VERY useless after an hour so they rise up but get imprisoned. Squidward locked in and stalled out all three of them when Spongebob and Patrick stopped all of their advancements so all three of them fled out of the town and considered this a total flaw. Professor Marmalade then went back to where he goes but gives Hämsterviel a heartfelt goodbye and felt good after not doing that in awhile with him as Gantu shed a tear but Hämsterviel was still being in personality and ordering Gantu and Reuben who is also back about getting supplies for his next, NEXT big mission that will lead for INSTANT VICTORY!!!!!!!
| “ | Dr. Hämsterviel | ” |
-FINALLY I CAN WIN AND TAKE OVER THE GALAXY WITH NO ONE IN MY WAY WITH ALL THESE YEARS WITH FAILURE AFTER FAILURE, I NEED TO INSERT DOMINANCE OVER THIS FUCKING GALAXY AND EVEN MORE WHILE IM AT IT. | ||
While creating the Leroy Code, he also created a experiment which was the first one 100% all made by him called Experiment 628 or better known as SandwichFucker34. This one was made because he needed someone to rant to stuff and be easy to control as it was pretty easy to make him like he just added Reuben and Bonnie's DNA samples both together to make him. After that he created Leroy which is really powerful and super easy to make more clones of by the Leroy Code but first he contacts Gantu back again to make assured this time that he's gone completely evil which Gantu likes so he's all apart of the plan. First they need to recruit some experiments which Gantu suggests to get Bonnie and Clyde from the nearby jail by completely destroying it and telling the duo if they're freed they have to work under him or they're going back in a new jail cell so both of them are forced to work under him. Reuben is also here though he always was aligned to Hämsterviel and Gantu at the start lol.
Second plan is to kill Stitch so he goes up at Stitch at night and captured him successfully while taunting him and telling Lilo in the morning that Stitch was kidnapped because he's fucking had enough. Lilo immediately gets Jumba and Pleakley to try to recapture Stitch and send the whole Federation to get rid of Hämsterviel but while at this, the mad scientist has already initated his plan to take over the Federation from his Leroy's and his coup to make the whole Federation in exile while Hämsterviel is emperor with doing this in ease because of the Leroy's and his personal grunts. Now he can find the original planet which he does by finding out that it was a titan planet filled with misery but he didn't get any acknowledging him from this planet which is expected because he fled here a long time ago.
During his take over of the Federation, Gantu recruited Hämsterviel's friend Professor Marmalade to be apart of this too and currently enslaving other experiments found like Stitch except the ones working under Hämsterviel even though it traumatize's Bonnie and Clyde to enslave them even though they're cousins to them same with Reuben. This was when Spongebob and everyone allied with him against Hämsterviel's take over and war against planets. This leads to many battles on the galaxy but Hämsterviel has greater plans, to take over the Irken Empire which his ego is getting bigger and wants more stuff with the Leroy Army with is total control over him but things start to go downhill when members of the Federation are rebelling, Irkens attacking, and Spongebob(with Patrick, Bugs, Daffy, Cosmo, Wanda, Timmy, Jimmy, Sora) to put a stop to the controlled Federation. While Hämsterviel is angry, desperate for some miracle to happen while he's actually being nice to his team as all his anger is put right besides him and assures his group to stay strong til the end.
He then sees Stitch, still captured and trying to get out, Hämsterviel has an idea to get rid of Stitch but a greater idea is to turn Stitch into a freak which he exactly does by turning his whole body into a monstrosity and a mind so aggressive that he has to be contained in a zoo like area with glasses that's too safe to break out while Gantu and the other members laugh to see that bitch's past gone forever. After this, everything is getting destroyed for Hämsterviel's controlled Federation so the final battle takes place for the crown with Spongebob and his gang ready to kill all the Leroys and knock out the members aligned with Hämsterviel so it begins.
| “ | Hämsterviel's Last Stand(F-F-Fire) | ” |
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Lilo wanted to know where Stitch was at but she got her wish as Stitch was unrecognizable as a disgusting creature which made her sad before the creature fled not battling anything.
The battle was bloody but the allies were winning as Hämsterviel had to leave his group behind with only the last spaceship as the Federation was regained control from the Council as Gantu, Reuben, SandwichFucker34, Marmalade, Bonnie, and Clyde were left to surrender and placed in a high tier prison where no one could get out and all the Leroys were dead lol but Hämsterviel was depressed as fuck while crying that he wanted a win so badly but never deserved one and being villainous was pathetic but then a woman appeared called Maleficent grabbing his hand to join her and he accepted but really wanted to free his former grunts but Maleficent told him to not worry about it before walking off with him.
He didn't appear in the first Riders game but he appears as an unlockable character if they win 10 matches. He appeared as a flight type rider which means he is able to go through flight courses during races, and he is able to do so with his jetpack.
Basically the same as Zero Gravity except he got updated and has a new BANGER SONG.
In 2005, Hämsterviel becomes Maleficent's assistant and killed a bunch of people who rebelled against Maleficent. But the tragic event he saw was Ms. Mowz kissing lesbians in the Disney Villain Allegiance (The Team he's in with Maleficent) and did nothing but spank her. He also told Maleficent to kill Mertle Edmonds which she did successfully. Another thing he did was to side with Maleficent and be against Daffy Duck who was helping Bugs and Sora find Kairi. This is where he would see his friend from the past, Isabelle, but she changed into a communist dictator rather than the kind person she was before but still tried to bring the good within her though failing.
After Maleficent died, he started his own evil podcast and made fun of Daffy and his homies, this unsucceeded and he got vore fan art of him which he liked???. Him and Daffy began having one of the most complicated relationships ever in this fanon wiki probably.
A year later in 2006, Hämsterviel was playing on his GameCube alone with no one to talk to since all of his friends were too self-absorbed or left him so he watched the news as many former Disney Villain-Alligned Grunts were forming a new army called the Pigmask Army and the person who was the so called leader was Porky and his second-in-command was Isabelle who is far too evil for his handling so he went to Isabelle telling her that he should at least have some power but she rejected him for no reason ass her henchmen try to get him but he flees while seeing a devastating Fassad.
Hämsterviel met Fassad before last year but not much so when he asked what was wrong with him, Fassad explained that he gets bullied and forced to work with them for free sex but they didn't do it and they're probably teasing him. The two became instant friends as Hämsterviel used Fassad's leaks to get information of an unknown person named Thanos running the whole operation but no further evidence. Coincidentally, Daffy was there fighting some grunts when he was stunned when Hämsterviel of all people was fighting them alongside with him so Daffy was flabbergasted until Hämsterviel says that him and a former general of the army right behind him are trying to bring Isabelle back together which Daffy laughed at because the reasoning was so fucking dumb. They both agreed to get along for fighting even though they hate eachother.
Hämsterviel and Fassad were busy fighting grunts and getting stuff from them along until they found one of Isabelle's personal friends, Fenneko. He was love-stuck when he found her but she was a beast at martial arts and tried attacking him but Hämsterviel dodged all of it and orders Fassad to use his PK Fire to knock her down. When she was knocked-down, Hämsterviel offered to help her get out of here to a nearby hospital but she refused even though she was hurting real bad and passed out. Hours pass and she wakes up in a hospital where Hämsterviel and Fassad are there cheering. Fenneko wonders why they helped an enemy when they both explained just nonsense so Fenneko grabbed a cigarette and went outside. Hämsterviel went out there telling on why Isabelle hates him and she explains is that even as a friend she's gone wild and doesn't know she's a puppet for Porky. Fenneko rests as Hämsterviel and Fassad leaves.
Time passes and the Pigmask Army is about to collapse after the assumed death of Porky and disappearance of the unknown Thanos as Isabelle is left alone with scraps. The final episode of the arc begins with Isabelle using a lightning sword for a last ditch effort to kill her enemies from stepping foot in their only city of New Pork City but Daffy comes to beat her ass up with her downfall concludes as Fassad comes up as Isabelle begs Fassad to fight with her but its too late as Fassad uses PK Starstorm to get her in a coma. Hämsterviel is now apart of a new way to control her brain as he uses the nice persona she once had but still has her quirks and elements but a scientist named Dr. Andonuts makes her totally lobotimzed for shits and giggles before leaving her a pure child-safe version of a forever smile with no emotions other than happiness which results into a uncanny happy Isabelle but after all of this. Fenneko approaches Hämsterviel and tells him that she has to live with him of a now eviction notice as Retsuko won't help with all the trauma in her brain so she asked him since he was the only option left that wasn't her parents house which he agrees on.
Its 2007 and Hämsterviel is having the best time of his life because his crush, Fenneko, is warming up to him while having a best friend he can hang out and vent to though Hämsterviel is visiting Isabelle in the hospital at this time. Then he gets a call from a unknown number which he immediately thought as a scam-call so he kept ignoring it until it kept appearing up so he answered it, turns out to be an anonymous caller by the name of "Delia" who tells Hämsterviel that he was solely responsible for destroying her free haven in Space while Hämsterviel laughed it off saying that it probably was a small asteroid or something but it wasn't and Delia tells Hämsterviel to arrive at the abandoned warehouse for a SOLO BATTLE.
Tomorrow arrives and Hämsterviel is ready to beat a punk's ass up but Fassad comes with him saying that he doesn't know what's out there but Hämsterviel's massive confidence pushes that aside as he got his gadgets with him. Fassad brings his monkey, Salsa, to torture even more after recapturing him a week ago which they both torture the monkey relentlessly(seriously, these two are fucking messed up). They arrive at the warehouse only to meet a fucking anime alien woman.
| “ | Delia | ” |
-Hello Hamsterwheel and some Saudi Arabian guy, I know we haven't officially met but lets discuss something important first like when you destroyed by fucking safe haven I have been working on for years only to be destroyed by the Galactic Federation who I have been targeting only to find out it was controlled by none other than you during that time and it was easy to find ur pathetic ass also I said a SOLO BATTLE not a DUO BATTLE but who cares. I have a deal, either become my slave for all eternity or be fucking crushed. | ||
Hämsterviel prepared to battle Delia with all of his stuff and Fassad too with his PSI Abilities and Bone Rush like what could possibly go wrong, everything. Delia was too fast and she has tons of moves and powerful psychic abbilities to dodge even Fassad's type leading the two to be totally rekt. Hämsterviel told Fassad to activate his PK Starstorm but that only happens when Fassad is really emotional and currently he's vomiting like crazy so the gerbil pulled up one last sleeve and used a teleporter snuck in to avoid slavery or even death. Delia thought this was a pussy move and fled to recreate some plans and using the information known from Leroy & Stitch, she can manipulate his former teammates. Also she stole Salsa from them which made Fassad really pissed but then she released the monkey out in the wild.
Meanwhile, Hämsterviel and Fassad were chilling in a hot tub center trying to recover from the damage until they see someone very familiar to Fassad's eyes. Its Ionia The Magypsy as she walks over to the next one there. Hämsterviel tells Fassad on why is he stalking her only to get a response that its his Biological Parent but does mention that she can give people PSI while Fassad can't do it due to focusing all on attacks rather than giving. Hämsterviel approaches Ionia to tell her about some PSI thingy's until Ionia gets a strange feeling from him that she needs to give it to him now before holding him onto the other Hot Tub to talk. Hämsterviel mentions that he needs some powers before Delia can come up here right again and enslave him. Ionia does a long session that takes an hour with grooooooovy affects on giving Hämsterviel PSI Powers which he refers it as PK Powers. Hämsterviel only has a few like PK Hate(a dark version of PK Love), Lifeup, Healing, Shield, and some red chaos energy surrounding him but he has to train more to get even more of this which Hämsterviel accepts before giving her a hug to move on with Fassad back home.
Daffy approaches the two mid-way and has a good conversation with the two while giving Hämsterviel his phone number if incase he needs to be called but Daffy warns them about something called Delia already trying to form schemes to get rid of the two as he can know because Delia posted her manifesto online. The two are given a place to stay out because Delia probably will kill them if they are at their own house so they're at a inn close to where the main arc is but not really. Weeks follow up as Hämsterviel is training all of his PK Abillities to their full potential leading to upgraded moves from killing so many innocent monsters, they approach many areas to go back to the house but there isn't any routes but one route has a secret base there really snowy, the two approach only to see Marmalade in a gas mask. Before Hämsterviel can ask some question on why the hell is he out of prison, toxic sleepy fumes enter as both knock-out due to sleepiness.
The two wake up to a alien-like base that Hämsterviel would make himself but its more elegant and unique. He also sees Gantu there with Reuben on working some type on computer but Delia comes in with a Marmalade taunting both of them. Hämsterviel tried using his teeth to cut the rope but its the most powerful metal rope ever made with psychic blockers everywhere. Delia explains that all of this was a plan from Marmalade to have his revenge over abandoning, Gantu, Reuben, and others for your mistreatment of them. Hämsterviel yells saying that there was only one small space ship to control since the big one was destroyed. Fassad questions on what happened before 2005 with Hämsterviel to explain the simplified version of events that broke down which bored Marmalade to death so he screams to get everyone's attention for a speech while having a slave-mind raygun to control both of them.
| “ | Professor Marmalade | ” |
-I have lingered in your shadow for years, my good fellow; all my achievements have been largely attributed to you, for we were the original partnership in all manners. You took me under your wing during P.E. when I found myself partnerless, and our friendship blossomed with remarkable ease, though I naively did not foresee how events would unfold. I was the guitarist whilst you held the role of bassist, and indeed you were the star attraction, whilst I languished in obscurity. Years hence, I proposed that you join the splendid Venus Villain Squad, which I still fancy to this day, yet you managed to eclipse my every venture, which left me feeling utterly superfluous. Nevertheless, I continued to gravitate towards you as a genuine friend; however, all you seemed to pursue was the limelight for certain news outlets, whilst I toiled away in some city attempting to market a product deemed destined for mediocrity. Eventually, when I allied with you amidst your intergalactic misadventures, you abandoned us for naught, an act that weighed heavily upon me. In prison, I endured an incessant barrage of violence and depravity, subsisting on slop whilst enduring the endless tirades of SandwichFucker34, which was inching me toward madness. All this turmoil could have been circumvented had you not been so conceited; perhaps I ought never to have involved myself in the first instance. | ||
| “ | Dr. Hämsterviel | ” |
-WHY DO YOU GUYS HATE ME SO MUCH AND WHY ARE YOU GUYS NOW FREE? DID DELIA BREAK YOU GUYS OUT ALL FOR VENGEANCE TOWARDS ME, IF SO WHERE'S THOSE TWO DUO GUYS AND MY ORIGINAL CHARACTER AT? WHY THE FUCK DO YOU GUYS WANT TO KILL ME IM SO FUCKING CONFUSED. | ||
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-Well, Hämsterviel, all of us were freed from that garbage prison that was basically hell for like 2 Years with boredom and torture but anyways we were freed because some nerd named Rusty apparently had a Golden Bidoof and traveled somewhere far, far away leaving us to leave with the broken wall. We later teamed up with Delia to have revenge against you for leaving us. | ||
Basically, the zapper was all in ready to shoot Hämsterviel and Fassad with Marmalade mocking their demise as Hämsterviel repeadily tells Marmalade that this isn't him but he was far too far gone in the deep end. As the Zapper counted down with Delia manaically laughing with Reuben just eating a sandwich, there was no hope unless some Deus ex machina would happen. The only way for Hämsterviel to be able to survive is to bring some sense into Marmalade, he tells Marmalade to stop charging and says that why would he want to kill the only person who treated him like a real friend and wasn't lonely in his life all trying to kill for a petty reason. Hämsterviel continues saying that if Marmalade is so envious of Hämsterviel than why never bring it up during anything and it would've solved something more but alas the death is all because of him. Marmalade breaks down for a moment, letting go of the blaster and begins trying to get rid of the metal rope but Delia's smirk changed to a dissapointed face as she pushes Marmalade to the ground while saying she just used him only for him to do ABSOLUTELY NOTHINHG. As the rope is half-way cut, Hämsterviel and Fassad tries breaking it away through but Delia is charging the blaster so fast that it wouldn't be enough time but Gantu shoots at Delia to paralyze her for a bit leading the three to flee out of Delia's base.
As Marmalade tries getting up, he is once again stepped down from Delia who thinks that was useless of him to do that as that was her way to get rid of him but Marmalade tells Delia that it wasn't Hämsterviel that destroyed it as it was so minor that he barely knows if he did it or not but Marmalade did say that it was himself to destroyed out of fun. Delia gets so FUCKING UPSET that she beats Marmalade up to a bloody state unable to do anything and is placed in a those dog cages with no proper medication. Delia also finds Reuben eating sandwich's as usual so she leaves him alone because what the fuck has done throughout this other than to be comic-relief. Meanwhile, Hämsterviel sees a destroyed city/battlefield from the main arc while seeing Delia again all prepared to kick his ass at the rubble for her vengeance but everything is interrupted when Fenneko calls Hämsterviel about a secret door she opened and wonders what's in there but Hämsterviel tells her that its not the time but Fenneko screams to know why before he hangs up with her while Delia was being an impatient fuck. The real battle begins as a stereotypical anime battle with Fassad and Gantu supporting. Delia didn't know that Hämsterviel grew more powers so she was getting beaten up in the first half but comes back steady as ever to beat him up but then at a last desperation, he uses a more powered PK Hate to show much hate has to unleash it all on Delia which makes her weakened and then eventually killed by Hämsterviel with a single blast, ending her for good as Hämsterviel gets an coma after the battle.
He is seen at a hospital a few days after with Fassad glad that he survived, even Daffy came to tell Hämsterviel that he cares even though they had a rocky past but Hämsterviel just screams at him menacing over mentioning his failures but it results in laughter's. Everything was paid off when Marmalade was at the same hospitial recovering as they both gave eachother an brotherly hug as Marmalade kept apologizing for trying to kill him but it ends with Hämsterviel saying that he would've did the same thing if he was in his shoes before manically laughing while leaving the hospital only for Marmalade to do a small laugh while passing out on the concrete. The rest of the arc is him meeting the Touhou cast as they think he is cute and adorable while he rages.
This is a game where he's he main protagonist and takes place after the Revelations Arc. More information is in the page of the game.
After Bugs fakes his death and Daffy is basically left abandoned and later gets sent to a harsh prison cell, he coincidently meets Hämsterviel in there. Since they are both share a cell together, they both become much more closer and learn more about each other including each. A few weeks later, they both plan an escape and do so by killing all the guards and freeing everyone there by creating a prison revolution resulting in the suicide death of the prison's warden Samuel Norton.
After they escape to a beach in Mexico, Daffy told Dr. Hämsterviel that they should become partners in crime which Hämsterviel agreed (while also comically arguing over who the boss in this duo is). Hämsterviel also gave Daffy the genetic code to create the Leroys.
He also saved Yukina at the end of the arc from a certain dumbass flower.
Dr. Hämsterviel and Marmalde decide to make YouTube Poops Videos to get famous but then Marmalde decided to create cringe episodes for his channel but Hämsterviel didn't care because he started helping Tyler Zannon and Ricky Hawksworth on the Cute Mario Bros channel which is 100x better than Marmalde's slop videos. Marmalade and Hämsterviel split but became terminally online friends and played Club Penguin together (But Seriously, Marmalade is fucking cringe). He also marries Fenneko that made the wishes of Hämsterviel x Fenneko shippers drop their fucking balls even though its canon before the marriage.
He successfully freed Isabelle from Hel (not to be confused with Hell AKA Inferno) and moved forwards to Mr. Game & Watch's cave where he saved Retsuko, Fenneko, and Tsunoda with his army of Leroys and Mulmangcho to defeat Mr. Game & Watch (He's still not dead). Dr. Hämsterviel became a hero while Daffy was busy in Venus dealing with Bugs' depressed bitch ass. He is also learns about Ludo's plan on starting Ragnarök.
His wife, Fenneko, was kidnapped by Mr. Game & Watch again and he got very pissed so he went into a secret building by following his footsteps and found many secret documents in a stash. He realized there was going to be an invasion coming soon led by a group known as the ♅ 𝐍𝐞𝐨-𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬 ♅. He had to escape since many troops were in there. His best bet was to give the documents to his team. Daffy found the documents interesting and decided it was time for them to become mecha gundam space opera anime protagonists like Voltron or some shit!
After battling with a Metarex Messenger, both the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 society and Fenneko's friends decide to join forces and form a team named the L.O.S.E.R.S. as they are all currently being targeted by the United Nations (after the death of SpongeBob and friends), The Roman Catholic Church, and the ♅ 𝐍𝐞𝐨-𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬 ♅.
The 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 society and their female allies find out the truth about the Seven Needles and Hämsterviel suggest asking Gantu to help them comprise a plan to prevent a manipulated Lucas to find it but it failed miserably and all the seven needles were pulled and Venus got destroyed but fortunately for them, a random ass white space ship takes them away and fly far away so they do not get destroyed by the destruction of Venus as they witness their planet that they've tried so hard to protect (girls' side) and conquer (𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 side) being destroyed and forever lost.
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Him graduating at a University with Jumba.
Him and his evil squad back in 2011(made by Skyrina626Rainbow)
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Him during his imprisoment in Incel Down.
His former waifu(made by TeamPervy_redux)
His current waifu(made by vauguecreature)
Him getting brutally beaten
