Hex Maniac

Hex Maniac
"I don't sell Milk or Strawberry Jam you pervert"
Age	Too old to be on the internet
Gender	Female

Hex Maniac (六角マニアック, Hexu Maniac-desu) is one 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 bitch but kinda chill. Aside of being Pokemon's most iconic internet witch/astrologist, she had also carved out a niche for herself as the most eccentric milk n' jam seller. During the events of the Meme Saga she would try to perform an exorcism on Glitch City which was near Ecruteak City. This would later backfire and the internet punished her by turning into a porn idol. She really fucking hates Detective "Handsome" Looker and the Good Society.

History

Soon

Jam Flavors

Hex Maniac's jams are renowned for their unique flavors and magical properties. Each jar is carefully prepared using ingredients that can only be found in New Meridian. She often is seen selling her work around Little Innsmouth or a Lidl parking lot.

• Glowberry Delight: A jam with a subtle glow.
• Ghost Apple Love: A translucent, sweet, and slightly tart jam that leaves a tingling sensation.
• Witch's Brew-Berry Jam: A Deep Purple jam with a hint of (ice) spice.
• Frog Gut Chutney: A sour and lumpy green jam that tastes like a combination of lemon, apple, kiwi and something you can't put into words.
• Strawberry Jam: Literally is just strawberry jam.

Relationships

• Squigly: They fucking hate each other.
• Peacock and Big Band: She has a playful rapport with Peacock, the birdbrained cartoon, and Big Band, the friendly jazz cop, who are frequent tasters of her latest creations.
• Queen Eliza: The cruel vampire queen, who normally dismisses and steals their blood, Hex seems to be on her good, as she appreciates Hex Maniac’s jams, so much so, she often helps her through sponsors and market preparations.
• Detective "Handsome" Looker: No.