Pizza Fucker Krabs
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Species |
Crustacean | |
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Friends |
๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ, Freaky Patrick, Grilled Cheese Fucker | |
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Enemies |
People trying to stop him from freaking pizzas | |
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Sex |
Male | |
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Alignment |
Evil | |
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Status |
Alive | |
Eugenius H. Krabs, also known as Pizza Fucker Krabs, is a pizzalogist, pizzaphile, convicted felon and a freaky fellow of Freaky Bob who is know to freak around pizzas. He survived the Bombing of NKC. He is the anti-thesis to the NPC's equivalent of Mr. Krabs who is an evil Palpatine-like fucker with "flander" traits.
History
Pizza Fucker Krabs first appeared in a absolutenutcase162's comic, where he is about to do freaky things with PizzaBob.[1]
After that, while the police were driving, one of them mentioned about pizza, which caused Pizza Fucker Krabs to fucking launch himself into the cops, possibly killing them.[2]
During the party with bikini bottomites, when American pizza was introduced to the scene, Pizza Fucker Krabs received a large erection, stating "LOOK AT THAT CRUST".[3]
Mr. Krabs did indeed have rehab to stop being a pesky pizzaphile, but after he saw Pizza lady, he couldn't resist any further and was unfortunately turned back into the Pizza Fucker Krabs.[2]
Pizza Fucker Krabs is so powerful, he turned two men into his specie after looking at him.[4]
He managed to escape NKC just before the 1st phase of the bombing run on the city.
- โ https://www.deviantart.com/theonbruhstar/art/PIZZA-FUCKER-954120262
- โ 2.0 2.1 https://x.com/CrispWhisp/status/1762401754602197483
- โ https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTSsMarcaHSfsKKYo6b3hG88ndgpnxKWftb-A&s
- โ https://www.reddit.com/r/spongebobinmemphis/comments/1chnxq2/fuckers_of_a_pizza_flock_together/
Trivia
- He has uttered the word fuck 1,000,000,000 times