Astolfo
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Astolfo (ใขในใใซใใฉ, Asutorufo) is an Italian pizza chef and also a resident of Pesto's mansion. He first appeared in the anime 2024: The Show. He appears in the episode Squidward's Waifu as, well, Squidward's waifu. This same episode also confirms Squidward is bisexual because of the fact that he falls in love with a sexy male pizza chef A.K.A. Astolfo.
Might as well rename him Alfonzo but of course his Italiano parents chose that goofy ass name that doesn't sound Italian. Fucking dickheads!
Appearance
He looks like an amalgamation of Ned Flanders and that guy from the Pink Panther with the big nose holding a pizza and he has a smexy mustache
Personality
A mix of stereotypical Italian and ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐.
Famous Quotes
| โ | Buonjiorno neighborino. | โ |
-Sexiest Italian to ever live. | ||