Pesto

Pesto
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Real Name	Samuel "Pesto" Oliver Banks
Alias(es)	P(urple Guy)esto
Sex	Cringe ass
Date of Birth	20th of April, 1999 ♉︎
Nationality	🇮🇹 Italian
Relative(s)	Unknown mother (mentioned) Unknown brother (mentioned) Unknown hot sister (mentioned)
Occupation(s)	Annoying Amand
Rank	A+
Role	Supporting Anti-Hero
Actor	Adam Sandler

Samuel Oliver "Pesto" Banks (サミュエル・オリバー・“ペスト”・バンクス Samyueru Oribā “Pesuto” Bankusu) is a best friend of Wyatt and Crash and has a crush on Amanda Bernstein while Cleo Bernstein has a crush on him. His parents own Iconic Arcade, an famous arcade spot in Frosty Mart which is where he works. He used to hate Crash, but now seems to be desperate for his purple dick. He is also a huge chad and can get any one just by showing his moustache and pubic hair, it is hidden knowledge but it is shown that he is legit Hitler and survived.[1]

Personality

Pesto was nice to Wyatt but he was mean to Crash at first. However, he later became good friends with Crash after realizing how rude he was. When he's around Amanda, he gets all flirty but not with Cleo :( He can get pretty nervous and scared sometimes. He is very romantic especially when it comes to girls but then he became a trap and fell in love with Crash.

Biography

Before The War (Seasons 89-90)

Pesto was born an incredible man, he saved his family from a fire by creating a device that instantly decimated anything, and then using it to destroy all flammable material in the house. He then went on to invent the wheel, and also create a sustainable buisness all on his own. At just eight years old, Pesto had already gained control over the entire state, due to his amazing strength and intelligence.

During The War (Seasons 90-95)

Pesto took control over the Southern half of New Oregon in the first three days. He used the Quadrobeam to destroy the Bernstein air fleet. After this, he took the Bernstein family (excluding Crash and Bernstein) and the Cool Ice Cube hostage in order to have Bernstein trade over the Radivator. His plan failed, so he executed the Cool Ice Cube by burying it alive.

During the Raid, Pesto managed to take back the Arcade, after killing off Daniel Petersworth and Karl Billyton.

During the Climax, Pesto unleashed the Arcade Bot, a mach formed from the Arcade. He battled Mega Crash with it, and was defeated, ending the war.

After The War

Pesto continued to work in the arcade. He befriended the Bernsteins once again, and now lives in New Oregon happily with his family. Also, he's a Male. hes not Female, And His name is Pesto.

Poggers

I dunno what I was thinking

Leaving my child behind Now I suffer the curse And now I am blind

With all this anger, guilt and sadness Coming to haunt me forever I can't wait for the cliff at the end of the river

Is this revenge I am seeking Or seeking someone to avange me Stuck in my own paradox I wanna set myself free

Maybe I should chase and find Before they'll try to stop it It won't be long before I'll become a puppet

It's been so long Since I last have seen my son Lost to this monster To the man behind the slaughter

Since you've been gone I've been singing this stupid song So I could ponder The sanity of your mother

I wish I lived in the present With the gift of my past mistakes But the future keeps luring in like a pack of snakes

Your sweet little eyes Your little smile, is all I remember Those fuzzy memories mess with my temper

Justification is killing me But killing isn't justified What happened to my son, I'm terrified

It lingers in my mind And the thought keeps on getting bigger I'm sorry my sweet baby I wish I've been there

It's been so long Since I last have seen my son Lost to this monster To the man behind the slaughter

Since you've been gone I've been singing this stupid song So I could ponder The sanity of your mother

We're waiting every night to finally roam and invite Newcomers to play with us For many years we've been all alone We're forced to be still And play the same songs we've known since that day An imposter took our life away Now we're stuck here to decay

Please let us get in Don't lock us away We're not like what you're thinking We are poor little souls Who have lost all control And we're forced here to take that role

We've been all alone Stuck in our little zone since 1987 Join us, be our friend Or just be stuck and defend After all you only got Five Nights at Freddy's

Is this where you wanna be? I just don't get it Why do you want to stay? Five Nights at Freddy's Is this where you wanna be? I just don't get it Why do you want to stay? Five Nights at Freddy's

We're really quite surprised That we get to see you another night You should have looked for another job You should have said to this place good-bye It's like there's so much more Maybe you've been in this place before We remember a face like yours You seem acquainted with those doors

Please let us get in Don't lock us away We're not like what you're thinking We are poor little souls Who have lost all control And we're forced here to take that role

We've been all alone Stuck in our little zone since 1987 Join us, be our friend Or just be stuck and defend After all you only got Five Nights at Freddy's

Is this where you wanna be? I just don't get it Why do you want to stay? Five Nights at Freddy's Is this where you wanna be? I just don't get it Why do you want to stay? Five Nights at Freddy's

I really hate you Stop getting in my way I've lost my patience When are you gonna decay?

I want to throw you out Just like my broken TV If you'll come back once more It shall be painful you'll see!

I hope you die in a fire!

Hope you'll be stabbed in the heart, hope you'll get shot and expire! Hope you'll be taken apart Hope this is what you desire!

It's almost over Why can't you just let it fly? Don't be afraid It's not the first time you'll die

Your mechanical parts click Sounds like when I broke your bones Once I get my second chance I won't leave you alone!

Oh yeah!

I hope you die in a fire!

Hope you'll be stabbed in the heart, hope you'll get shot and expire! Hope you'll be taken apart I hope you die in a fire!

Hope you'll be stabbed in the heart, hope you'll get shot and expire! Hope you'll be taken apart Hope this is what you desire!

I hope you die in a fire!,

I got no time I got no time to live I got no time to live and I can't say goodbye And I'm regretting having memories Of my friends, who they used to be Beside me before they left me to die And I know this is I know this is the truth 'Cause I've been staring at my death so many times These scary monsters roaming in the halls I wish I could just lock the doors And stay in bed until the clock will chime

So my flashlight's on and stay up 'til dawn I got this headache and my life's on the line I felt like I won but I wasn't done The nightmare repeats itself every time! Got to keep my calm and carry on Stay awake until the sun will shine But I'm not so strong and they're not gone They're still out there to take what's left of mine

I have this urge I have this urge to kill I have this urge to kill and show that I'm alive I'm getting sick from these apologies From people with priorities That their life matters so much more than mine But I'm stuttering I'm stuttering again No one will listen and no one will understand Because I'm crying as much as I speak 'Cause no one likes me when I shriek Want to go back to when it all began

So my flashlight's on and stay up 'til dawn I got this headache and my life's on the line I felt like I won but I wasn't done The nightmare repeats itself every time! Got to keep my calm and carry on Stay awake until the sun will shine But I'm not so strong and they're not gone

They're still out there to take what's left of mine<ref>https://crashbernstein.fandom.com/wiki/Pesto?diff=10268&oldid=10267</ref>

Trivia

• Pesto is played by Adam Sandler.
• Pesto has a crush on Paul Blart.
• He works at an Arcade because his parents own the Arcade
• As a result of this, is allowance is paid mostly in token form.
• He, Crash, and Wyatt once received their photo on the wall of Iconic Arcade for getting the high score on Motorcycle Mayhem (although he wasn't present in the photo.)
• He is a member of Wyatt and Crash's fraternity.
• He is characterized as The Possum in Wyatt's comic book.
  • The Possum resembles Rigby from regular show