Mr. Bacon's BIG Adventure

Mr Bacon's Big Adventure is bizarre meat-based ripoff of the soulless shitty board game made for toddlers: Candyland, released in 2009, only with more cope put into the theming of the game than your average slopjak and a severe case of not knowing which target audience it wants to appeal to. With the only distinction from Candyland gameplay-wise being some of the broken cards you could draw if you land on a special space, or the alternate game mode: The Meat Feast, which is cumbersome to prepare and could even kill you if you were under duress.

Much like Candy land you land on the colour the spinner points to move forwards towards, only the goal of the game is to get your game pieces (strips of bacon) to jump into a frying pan, like a rat to a deep fryer.

The Meat Feast

The Meat Feast Mode is exactly the same as the original, only that you have to prepare food-stuffs based off the tiles on its board, such as beef jerky, olive loafs, pepperoni and corndogs. (wow 3 of these are just sausages, what a variety of meats to eat from.). There are also the vegan foods you have to prepare for that game's version of Liqourice Forest: Vegan Alley. Which will have you to prepare large serving plate of 8 different snacks, to play this mode, more if you somehow got 4 people playing with you.

Conclusion

Even people on a carnivore diet wouldn't wanna play this game with their kids. So in other words... Why?