Mr. Bacon's BIG Adventure
Mr Bacon's Big Adventure is a bizarre meat-based ripoff of the soulless shitty board game made for toddlers: Candyland, released in 2009, only with more cope put into the theming of the game than your average slopjak and a severe case of not knowing which target audience it wants to appeal to. It's sole reason for existing seemingly being an anti-vegan, pro-carnivore propaganda statement. With the only distinction from Candyland gameplay-wise being some of the broken cards you could draw if you land on a special space, or the alternate game mode: The Meat Feast, which is cumbersome to prepare and could even kill you if you were under duress.
Much like Candy land you land on the colour the spinner points to move forwards towards, only the goal of the game is to get your game pieces (strips of bacon) to jump into a frying pan, like a rat to a deep fryer.
The Meat Feast
The Meat Feast Mode is exactly the same as the original, only that you have to prepare the following food-stuffs:
- Beef jerky
- Olive loafs
- Pepperoni
- Corndogs
- Baloney
- Ham
- Pepperoni sticks
- Mustard sauce
- Meatballs
- Strips of bacon
- Hotdogs
- Vienna sausages
- Tiny smoked sausages
- Normal sausages
- Gravy
Wow 10 of these are all pork, and 6 of them are all sausages, what a variety of meats to eat from, white meat is for soycucks anyway. There are also 4 vegan substitute foods you have to prepare for that game's version of Licorice Forest: Vegan Alley. So in total, you will have you to prepare large serving plates of 17 different snacks and 2 sauces, to play this mode, If you somehow got 4 people playing with you, You better have the funds to buy an actually good modern board game.
So how does it work? Well every time you land on a tile, you have to eat a tiny portion of the matching food. This also applies to the specialty spaces you'd land on, including the slides. You'd also have to eat the foods from the districts you landed too.
Recommending you to play this game this way is like recommending you to smoke 10 cigars in succession.
Conclusion
Even the most anti-vegan, raw meat eating dude bro would think this game is gay and wouldn't wanna play this game with their kids. So in other words... Why?