Captain Pingu
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Real Name |
Lord Pingu fishsticks | |
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Alias(es) |
Gay hater 69 (tiktok account) | |
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Species |
Fish (Pinguinfaces/-washes and preetends to be a penguin) | |
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Sex |
Small balls (before he got kicked in his crotch) | |
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Nationality |
Bible | |
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Relative(s) |
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Occupation(s) |
Hating gayz | |
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Onlyfans |
No | |
Captain Pingu is one of God's Onlyfans supporter and personally payed him for feet pics. When he doesn't play fortnite, he likes to vandalize modern day Fanboy and Chum Chum articles, especially those containing his sugar daddy God and he seems to have a weird obsession with gay porn, as he seems to be very interested in pages containing that.
He is also a closeted gay.
History[edit | edit source]
On March 12 or something captain pingu changed the article "The Anti-Anti Porno Gang", changing everything that was too gay for him to child porn, because that made it better for him.
Later he changed the article God because he never read the first five or so books of the bible and thought it was slander.
He joined the The Anti Porno Gang, but later got kicked for sexually harassing Telence.
Is currently in a billion dollar lawsuit against Cruel Fredrick.
Got his right nut shot by Lloyd Garmadon after hitting him with a stick.
Got his left nut kicked by the Anti-Anti porno gang so hard, he transformed into a woman and is still depressed that he is trans now, because god said thats gay.
Gets assaulted with gay TF2 porn on his message wall by Nacho everytime he touches an article without consent.
Got into another billion lawsuit with The Sniper, because he tried to make poeple believe he is a pedophile instead of the homophier he actually is.
Changes[edit | edit source]
Captain pingu has assaulted the article:
- The Anti-Anti Porno Gang 3 times.
- God 4 times.
- The Anti Porno Gang 1 time
(small changes arent counted)
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- He likes anchovies on pizza.
- He claims his denomination of Christianity is Eastern Orthodoxy when in actuality he is a Lutheranist Protestant
- Is actually very gay but hates gays because his dad would beat him if he showed any assumed sign of it, nowadays it is so that his senpai: God-san could notice him.
- According to his changes, seems to be obssessed with big black men cock.
- His twitter account
- Actually thinks the Boykisser meme is still funny.
- Hates Ninespit for slandering God and Barf Bag for reversing his edits and nacho dipsauce for gay porn and this article.
