Bames Rolfe

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Games Dolph
Alias(es)	Board James Nostalgia Critic John Lemon
Species	Nerd
Relative(s)	Mike Horsecock Matei The Nerdy Turd (Son) Harlot of the Flies (Ex-wife) A normal wife and kids
Affiliation(s)	Rex Viper Soylent Raycon SurfsharkVPN Raid Shadow Legends
Occupation(s)	Movie Reviews Musician
Role	Himself
Actor	Himself
Onlyfans	Probably
Status	Alive

James Rolph is a movie reviewer and main owner of Cinemassecre YouTube channel, and the lead member the music band Rex Viper