Birdie

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Birdie covered in period blood ketchup
self-harm is so heckin' quirky!1!11!!

This USER is the epitome of the term "whipipo have no culture".

Despite being only 20 years old, Birdie (also known as Damagedcoda6669) has become chronically online beyond all known limits due to over 8 years of unsupervised internet access. This can be seen from her interests in generic 2000s rawr XD meme culture and from the fact that she types like a retard obsessed with Homestuck. She is so autistic (and also heckin' BPD don't forget that!1!!) that she makes the members of Super Origami Kingdom look like PHD-winning scientists in comparison. She claims to be a transgender male, despite putting in no effort or initiative to present even remotely masculine, most likely because she's too busy gooning to femboy porn to act like a self-respecting man. She also enjoys being called "it" because she's so brain-damaged she doesn't see herself as a person or something. She likes to cut herself, which she clearly fetishizes in her art, all while molesting small rodents and e-diddling 13-year-olds on Discord.

Ironically, Birdie calls out her s̶u̶g̶a̶r̶ m̶o̶m̶m̶y̶ fellow animation meme friend Synnibear03, formerly known as ScootalooLovesSans, for similar inappropriate behaviors around underaged discord users, only to ignore the underaged victim by playing the victim by begging her paypiggies for ten thousand dollars so she can run away like Andy Ditch whenever he's being 'bused, which she somehow successfully attained. Keep in mind that she has no job or GED, as she claims she's too "disabled" to get off of her ass and contribute to society besides making art that looks like an ungodly combination of Eddsworld and Family Guy, all while getting a monthly SSI tugboat Chris Chan style (your tax dollars at work, people), meanwhile Synni works 2-3 jobs a day so she can pay for all of Birdie's body pillows and chicken tendies (autism food). She also claims that Synni "raped" her because they made out but she regretted it afterwards lol.

SHE'S 'BUSING ME!!!11!111!
Birdie seen with her sugar mommy, Synnibear03
oh god please no

Fun Factz!!11!1!!1!!

  • Claims to be aromantic/asexual and gay at the same time, idk how that works
  • She drew her character over a picture of a memorial dedicated to victims of a bar shooting (yes, this is real). She made an apology for it, but it's hard to take it seriously because it's written with second-grade level typing skills.
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the apology:
Birdie using her aformentioned "evil autism" to torment an innocent black man
  • Like most gen Z white women pretending to be transsexual, she has a fetish for tit removal surgery scars.
  • She fakes having Multiple Personality Disorder and goons to the idea of her quirky alternate personalities doing each other.
  • Apparently she once joined a self-harm fetish group "cult" on Discord. Not much of a surprise.