Emily Jones

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LEGO my Eggo!

Emily Jones is a fucking NPC bitch and a pedophile.

Backstory

Emily Jones first appeared in a shitty LEGO set in 2015 (aka the first set of LEGO Elves), where she was some bitch who became friends with some elves or sum shit like that. Until in 2018 or some shit where she was fired from LEGO for not making enough money for LEGO with the LEGO Elves franchise. She joined the NPC Alliance under the presumption that the LEGO Elves franchise would be revived.

She was friends with the Bionicle and LEGO Hero Factory characters, before they were converted to 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓲𝓼𝓶. Emily got so mad that she demanded that all porn of Natalie Breez and Toa Gali would be banned and destroyed from the internet because she didn’t get enough attention.

She supports Unteralterbach (WHEN IT LITERALLY HAS CHARACTERS BASED OFF OF YOUNG GIRLS WHO WERE SA’D) saying that “Those bitches asked for it! They were demons!” And where she was promptly castrated by William Furno.

Her awesome ass death

One day Emily was gooning to Unteralterbach, until Fugi-Dove broke into her house, where she was storing hundreds of kidnapped young girls and young boys, and Fugi-Dove said and I quote “Pedophile bitch, even I as a freaker can’t support your pedo shit,” and he promptly slit her throat open and torn her vocal cords out and he continued saying “FUCK YOU PEDOPHILE EMILY FUCKING JONES! AT LEAST THE FREAKERS DONT SUPPORT BERND AND HIS PEDOPHILE SHIT!” And he would later kill her friends and the LEGO Friends bitches