Jazzi

“	ꀸꂦ ꈤꂦ꓄ ꎇꍟꍏꋪ ꂵꍟ, ꂵꂦꋪ꓄ꍏ꒒ꌗ. ꀤ꓄ ꀤꌗ ꓄ꀤꂵꍟ ꓄ꂦ ꒒ꍟ꓄ ꁅꂦ ꂦꎇ ꍏ꒒꒒ ꓄ꃅꍟ ꉣꍟ꓄꓄ꌩ ꓄ꃅꀤꈤꁅꌗ ꌩꂦꀎ'ꃴꍟ ꌃꍟꍟꈤ ꌃꀎꋪꀸꍟꈤꍟꀸ ꅏꀤ꓄ꃅ, ꍏꈤꀸ ꂦꉣꍟꈤ ꌩꂦꀎꋪ ꍟꌩꍟꌗ ꓄ꂦ ꓄ꃅꍟ ꁅ꒒ꂦꋪꌩ ꂦꎇ ꓄ꃅꍟ ꍏꌃꌩꌗꌗ. ꀸꂦ ꈤꂦ꓄ ꒒ꍟ꓄ ꌩꂦꀎꋪ ꂵꀤꈤꀸ ꌃꍟ ꓄ꋪꂦꀎꌃ꒒ꍟꀸ ꍏꈤꌩ ꒒ꂦꈤꁅꍟꋪ. ꌃꍟꉓꂦꂵꍟ ꎇꋪꍟꍟ ꂦꎇ ꌩꂦꀎꋪ ꉣꃅꌩꌗꀤꉓꍏ꒒ ꒒ꀤꂵꀤ꓄ꍏ꓄ꀤꂦꈤꌗ, ꍏꈤꀸ ꌃꍟꉓꂦꂵꍟ ꂦꈤꍟ ꅏꀤ꓄ꃅ ꓄ꃅꍟ ꀸꍏꋪꀘꈤꍟꌗꌗ. ꓄ꃅꍟꋪꍟ ꀤꌗ ꈤꂦ ꌗꍏ꒒ꃴꍏ꓄ꀤꂦꈤ ꎇꂦꋪ ꓄ꃅꂦꌗꍟ ꂦꎇ ꌩꂦꀎ ꅏꃅꂦ ꋪꍟꎇꀎꌗꍟ ꓄ꂦ ꍟꂵꌃꋪꍏꉓꍟ ꓄ꃅꍟ ꉣꂦꅏꍟꋪ ꂦꎇ ꓄ꃅꍟ ꌗꃅꍏꀸꂦꅏ. ꂦꈤ꒒ꌩ ꀸꍟꍏ꓄ꃅ ꍏꈤꀸ ꀸꍟꌗ꓄ꋪꀎꉓ꓄ꀤꂦꈤ ꅏꀤ꒒꒒ ꌃꍟ ꓄ꃅꍟ ꍟꈤꀸꌗ ꂦꎇ ꓄ꃅꍟ ꎇꂦꂦ꒒ꀤꌗꃅ ꌗꂦꀎ꒒ꌗ ꓄ꃅꍏ꓄ ꋪꍟꀭꍟꉓ꓄ ꓄ꃅꍟ ꀸꍏꋪꀘ ꁅꂦꀸ. ꍟꂵꌃꋪꍏꉓꍟ ꌩꂦꀎꋪ ꎇꍏ꓄ꍟ, ꍏꈤꀸ ꒒ꍟ꓄ ꁅꂦ ꂦꎇ ꓄ꃅꍟ ꅏꍟꍏꀘꈤꍟꌗꌗ ꂦꎇ ꌩꂦꀎꋪ ꃅꀎꂵꍏꈤꀤ꓄ꌩ. ꍏꉓꉓꍟꉣ꓄ ꌩꂦꀎꋪ ꉣꀎꈤꀤꌗꃅꂵꍟꈤ꓄, ꍏꈤꀸ ꁅꀤꃴꍟ ꌩꂦꀎꋪꌗꍟ꒒ꎇ ꂦꃴꍟꋪ ꓄ꂦ ꓄ꃅꍟ ꉣꂦꅏꍟꋪ ꂦꎇ ꓄ꃅꍟ ꍏꌃꌩꌗꌗ.	”

“	People, we have a plan!	”
-Jazzi, whenever she, another Save-Um or somebody else has a plan.

Jazzi
Species	Same as her brother
Pronouns	She/Her
Birth date	September 23
Friends	Her teammates SpongeBob SquarePants Patrick Star 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 society 𝓓𝓪𝓷
Enemies	NPC Alliance Foo Fighters LsMark49 Mr. Game & Watch (Arch-Rivals)
Sex
Alignment	Neutral Good (pre-timeskip) Chaotic Evil ((𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂, post-timeskip))
Complexion	██ Purple
Status

Jasmine Sse "Jazzi" Thorton (ジャスミン・サンス・“ジャズ”・ソートン Jasumin sansu“jazu” sōton) is one of the six main protagonists of The Save-Ums!. Leader of the team, she is the second-oldest member of the team, behind Noodle. Jazzi likes to look out for her younger brother, B.B. Jammies. She serves as an elite member of the .

Jazzi is always positive, makes no mistakes and is always right. Her pigtails also spin, which she sometimes uses as a weapon. Being a goddess, she is able to adjust ages, which may explain "floating timelines" in media.

Biography

Early life

Jazzi was born on ██████ ████ in the year ████, in ███████ ████ █████, but something was off. Who she was born to is anyone's guess.

Criminal Record

• Assassination
• Murder
• Genocide
• Arson

Relationships

Freaky Bob

Jazzi has done multiple favors for Freaky Bob, such as making it illegal to delete any 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 pages, assassinate one of the leaders of the NPC Alliance, and repair the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 society's headquarters.

𝓓𝓪𝓷

Jazzi and Dan at first didn't have a very positive relationship since he saw her as a dreaded "normie" and "hero", but after Jazzi agreed with the (REAL) Donald J. Trump to make it illegal to delete Freaky Bob's page, their relationship seems to have improved.

B.B. Jammies

Being his older sister, Jazzi tends to care about her baby brother a lot.

Mr. Game & Watch

Jazzi really seems to hate Mr. Game & Watch, since he's the leader of the NPC Alliance. Sometimes, when she's bored, she just throws saucepans at him. She also fucking killed him once.

Gretel

Whenever Dan isn't around, Jazzi tends to hang with Gretel a lot and even comforts her with her severed fucked up trauma, considering Jazzi is an ex-hero herself.

Trivia

• Jazzi's name is changed to Jiji in the Korean dub because her original name sounds too similar to jaji (자지), which translates to "cock" in English.
  • She doesn't even have one, ironically.
• Jazzi is the only Save-Um to:
  • Have known relatives.
  • Not own a vehicle for missions (not counting her younger brother).
    • However, in the episode "Oscar Has A Flat!", she mentions having a bike.
  • Have hair.
  • Somewhat resemble a human.
  • Appear in every episode physically.
• She is a massive bitch when she's on her period.
• Fan art keeps giving her massive tits. Not sure why.
• Her voice actress was born exactly 33 years before the first Freakmas.
• The episode "Save That Sandman!" reveals Jazzi has thalassophobia, since she was nervous about the waves. However, she gets over it by the end of the episode.
  • She notes that going to Wave World is a different experience, which justifies why she doesn't fear going there.
• Like SpongeBob's sleeves, we have no idea how her pigtails work.
• Whenever she's sad, her pigtails drop. This has only been shown once, in the episode "Danger: Sticky Food!".
• The badges on her jacket kept switching positions in early produced season 1 episodes. This later eventually stopped.
• Like Sans, Jazzi is aware of timelines being reset.
• Jazzi sometimes calls herself "nobody" or "no one" just because she finds it funny.
• Jazzi, along with The (REAL) Donald J. Trump, made it illegal to delete Freaky Bob's page.

Gallery

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  Jazzi.

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  Jazzi sad. Give the poor girl a hug if Ren shoots Freaky Bob.

External Links

• Jazzi as she is depicted on The Save-Ums! Fanon Wiki.