Count Orlok
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Nosferatu, also known as Count Orlok, is Dracula's twin brother and a 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 fuck who once ate an alarm cock. No, you read that right. That isn't a misspelling. Unlike his brother, he's a human-rat-demon hybrid that escaped from ZASED scientist Aleksandr B. Tintinov's lab, the same guy who created A1 Steak Sauce.
2024
HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THAT MOUSTACHE!!
He also has a super deep voice so i guess he went through puberty or smth smh my head