Creation of The Fanboy and Chum Chum Multiverse

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I helped created this universe because I answered a call from ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ who ruled the sky while I found a hole in a skibidi toilet figure??? - Mr. Belding

In the beginning when ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ created the heavens and the earth, the earth was a formless void and darkness covered the face of the deep, while a wind from ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ swept over the face of the waters. ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ had asked if he created himself, but right now he was alone in the cosmos with an empty planet next to him. ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ had saw the spark and the constellation above him, it was a pattern he totally understood and gooned to, but regardless he looked at what was upfront of him and saw that it was good.

Then ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ said, I am FreakBob Goonelius Martin Kissnut SkibidiRizz theRealSigma Rizzler Ohio Grimace Shake Mustache Cash Stash LickyPants "the great cosmic god of the ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด and getting ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚", or simply ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ.

And there was light. And ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ saw that the light was good; and ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ separated the light from the darkness.๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And there was evening and there was morning, the first day. And ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ said:

"Skibidi Rizz!"

So ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ made the dome and separated the waters that were under the dome from the waters that were above the dome. And it was so. ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ called the dome Sky. And there was evening and there was morning, the second day. And ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ said:

"Yes."

And it was so. ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ called the dry land Earth, and the waters that were gathered together he called Seas. And ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ saw that it was good. Then ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ said:

"No."

And it was so. The earth brought forth vegetation: plants yielding seed of every kind, and trees of every kind bearing fruit with the seed in it. And ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ saw that it was good. And there was evening and there was morning, the third day. [...] and ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ said:

"Ugh."

So ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ created humankind in his image, in the image of ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ he created them. He called them Fanboy and Chum Chum; ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ blessed them, and ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ said to them:

"๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด!"

And it was so. ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ saw everything that he had made, and indeed, it was very good. And there was evening and there was morning, the sixth day. Thus the heavens and the earth were finished, and all their multitude. And on the seventh day ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ finished the work that he had done, and he rested on the seventh day from all the work that he had done. So ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ blessed the seventh day and hallowed it, because on it ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ rested from all the work that he had done in. Many years later ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ would look at the NPCs below him as they yelled at him to fight over the creator as it turns out, Mort's many forms did all the work as he got really lazy at the 7th day and just watched reruns of NASCAR.