Agnes Tachyon
Agnes Tachyon is a Umamusume EVIL WOAH scientist and she also races for her true love, Jack Horner in every universe as both are in LOVE with each other as both fund Israel. She is Solid Tachyon as the other Liquid Tachyon is somewhere....idk where she is. Jack also force feeds her a lot which leads to her being fat sometimes. She loves Benjamin Netanyahu.
Agnes loves copying everything that Dr. Doe does which makes Dr. Fuck You very angry so he ordered the destruction of her anus(HAHAHA URANUS HAHAHAHA), Agnes later recounted that this was evil before heaving explosive diarrhea in Taco Bell when Jack was trying to call her but to no avail as she was having explosive diarrhea lmao. Lolololol she later got her ass kicked by Kai Zhang for disrespecting Hong Huan, now she's crying for her glorious king Benjamin Netanyahu to nuke the country.
She is a top jerker in Bui's jerk4kirk challenge because she is a proud Derry Tavis hater. She is the uma that Fake Uma Musume fans AKA LARPers love the most besides big bitch Muscle Mommy Gold Ship. Agnes is a proud supporter of the new norm fanon wiki and their soft edgy content.
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