Crack Miser
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Crack Miser, also known as Mr. Ghetto Ass White Christmas, Mr. ICU, Mr. Pain in his back and Richard E. Williams, is a crack addict who was thought dead by his brother he was a disappointment to the misers so he started doing crack from his drug dealer Franklin Turtle. He was snow misers cousin he has a big nose weird hair and a blue jacket with no pants showing his penis, He got famous on his alleyway for his singing voice. it was a stuffed plush of him found dead in his alleyway with a hole in his chest and his head being stomped on, There's not to much known about crack miser but his real name was Richard Williams. He was a former member of the Foo Fighters and a former animator who did that one Superman commercial which just so happened to ironically be an anti-smoking commercial.
He was once rich and famous, he worked painstakingly for 30 years on a movie he conceived and directed called "The Thief and the Cobbler" only for it to be released unfinished and being a massive flop at the box office. NPCney once barged into his mansion with tanks and fighter jets, stole his private yacht, destroyed his jacuzzi, stole his PlayBoy stash, stole the Thief & Cobbler script, heavily rewrote everything and renamed it "Aladdin" and causing millions of dollars in damages. A few years later, NPCney's movie ended up being more successful and is part of what we now know as the Disney "Renaissance". This caused him to be so enraged and depressed that he rejected human civilization and ran off to live in the woods, only to somehow end up snorting crack coke and living homeless and naked in the shady alleyways of Penistone.
Sometime later after stealing everything Crack Miser had, Michael Eisner dronestriked his former mansion, destroying it for good.
Personality
Crack Miser was a kind guy, he was nice to everybody except when he is on crack he is yelling at people asking them for crack, he was a good person until everyone thought he died But everybody will remember him as a the #1 Crack Addict.
He's not dead!?!?!
Found out crack miser never died, he was actually recovering from being a crack addict with a video named, Two Steps Ahead.
Always two Steps
Crack Miser Recovers
He's Gone
