Birdie
This USER is the epitome of the term "whipipo have no culture".
Despite being only 20 years old, Birdie (also known as Damagedcoda6669) has become chronically online beyond all known limits due to over 8 years of unsupervised internet access. This can be seen from her interests in generic 2000s rawr XD meme culture and from the fact that she types like a retard obsessed with Homestuck. She is so autistic (and also heckin' BPD don't forget that!1!!) that she makes the members of Super Origami Kingdom look like PHD-winning scientists in comparison. She claims to be a transgender male, despite putting in no effort or initiative to present even remotely masculine, most likely because she's too busy gooning to femboy porn to act like a self-respecting man. She also enjoys being called "it" because she's so brain-damaged she doesn't see herself as a person or something. She likes to cut herself, which she clearly fetishizes in her art, all while molesting small rodents and e-diddling 13-year-olds on Discord.
Ironically, Birdie calls out her s̶u̶g̶a̶r̶ m̶o̶m̶m̶y̶ fellow animation meme friend Synnibear03, formerly known as ScootalooLovesSans, for similar inappropriate behaviors around underaged discord users (although Birdie labels these behaviors as "grooming", there is debate that Synni wasn't actively trying to creep on kids but instead was simply too retarded to filter herself out around them), only to ignore the underaged victim by playing the victim by begging her paypiggies for ten thousand dollars (she ended up getting twelve thousand, WTF) so she can run away like Andy Ditch whenever he's being 'bused, which she somehow successfully attained. Keep in mind that she has no job or GED, as she claims she's too "disabled" to get off of her ass and contribute to society besides making art that looks like an ungodly combination of Eddsworld and Family Guy, all while getting a monthly SSI tugboat Chris Chan style (your tax dollars at work, people), meanwhile Synni works 2-3 jobs a day so she can pay for all of Birdie's body pillows and chicken tendies (autism food). She also claims that Synni "raped" her because they made out but she regretted it afterwards lol.
Despite having admonished Synni's innapropriate actions around kids, she soon after liked a 15-year-old's artwork of both of their brain-damaged sex addict personas together.
As of December 2024, she has breached her containment in Seattle, Washington, after one of her own asskissers decided enough was enough and kicked her out of her house. Her current whereabouts are unknown (Hopefully she probably won't get anywhere near the Deep South since she's too scared of all the dang dirty spooky evil nazi republicans and poor people who can't cough up cash for her living there, although a bait account on the website toyhouse pretending to be birdie claimed that she was somewhere in Missouri. Even the estrogen-ridden bleeding heart tards who donated to her initial gofundme are starting to wise up and are reporting it, har har har.
Legendary found footage
''DON'T CUT DOWN THE INTERNET DAD OR I'LL HECKIN' KILL MYSELF!!1!11! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M CAPABLE OF!!!1!!1!!!"
-Birdie, when her stepfather was (very calmly) telling her to stop streaming because it was 3 in the morning and everyone was trying to sleep
Fun Factz!!11!1!!1!!
- Claims to be aromantic/asexual and gay at the same time, idk how that works
- Evidence from her early posts suggests that she was a strong user of the infamous N-word. Granted, using derogatory insults, although still not very nice to do, is nothing compared to being a violent animal-touching sex freak TO THIS DAY.
- She drew her character over a picture of a memorial dedicated to victims of a bar shooting (yes, this is real). She made an apology for it, but it's hard to take it seriously because it's written with second-grade level typing skills.
- She's a onceler fangirl (of course she is)
- She has EEEEEVIL AUTISM!!!!1!!1
- Like most gen Z white women pretending to be transsexual, she has a fetish for tit removal surgery scars despite also being into large breasts on supposed transsexual men as well, huh?
- She fakes having Multiple Personalities (though surprisingly not to the full extent as most tiktok e-whores do) and goons to the idea of her quirky alternate personalities doing each other, one of these alternate personalities is based off of the Onceler (unsure if she still uses this one) and one is named Gore Whore (I'm not kidding) She has many others that she still uses (such as Idiot Boy, the retarded "incubus" with a blue waffle and the anatomy of a mii on Wii Sports).
- Apparently she once joined a self-harm fetish group "cult" on Discord where the owner, Mortis, has gotten into full-blown legal trouble for molesting his (Mortis is mentioned as a "he" but I swear I've heard that they were a trans-trender like birdie too so idk) dog, along with other degenerate shit. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, I see.
- It has been confirmed by other family members of Birdie's that she has physically abused her younger brother (dubbed "Sailor" by her) to the point he's terrified of her.
- She is a frequent nuthouse visitor, mainly due to her violently lashing out at her family (but that's okay because they're a bunch of dang dirty homerphobic trainsphobic raycist republican biguts!!11!!)
- She has been in multiple online open relationships with other chronically online underaged internet retards, and would often tard rage and make violent statements/ "vent art" over discord whenever they broke up.
