Santa claus

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Santa claus is a jolly old christian fat grandpa man and friend of Jesus christ who lives in outer space with his elf slaves and merlin the wizard. he is a warrior of justice who everyone loves because he says hohoho and gives people free stuff on christmas because he is a communist and gives bad people soyjak coal on christmas

He likes drinking coca cola so much he has diabetes but can't die because he is immortal and everyone loves him

He fought a pawn of the devil himself once and won

Santa claus is considered a being of divine judgement and getting presents or coal determines if you are a terrible person or a good person