Pistacchio Joe
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Pistachhio Joe also known as Joe is a Gunslinger from Amerika and a Minor character within the lore of Neo Blood Debt He is a member of the Turkish Shadow Government and a Westerneboo He exclusively uses Colts .666, his stand, Gorillaz - Cling Eastwood and his insufferably bad attempts at trying to replicate southern accent to eliminatoriate his adversaries. Because in the Noobic Federation Being Pathetic is not a crime according to the lore Joe was Previously arrested by STRELA because he cooked chicken without seasoning and not adding chili to thai curry. Joe is stated to be either the right hand man of ☪️Jakarta Istambul Panini Sr.☪️ or John Reed due to his funny ass name.
Early Life
Pistacchio was born in a mongolian village of Tu-Tzu-Han-Su-Hai, Bayanhongor Province, Mongolia. He was growing up in a family of a lowly miner and was fascinated with the Wild West. Growing up with Clint Eastwood movies he ended up thinking that there is nothing more western than a movies made by italian directors, that are being accompanied by soundtrack, made by an italian who has never been to the United States ever. He barely scraped enough money to buy a mere Lacoste shirt, the cheapest Dior hat and simple panda skin assless chaps to pass as the least wealthy cowboy in Blood Debt.
Blud Debt
WIP