Capa Simulator 2015

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The game's front cover

Caparezzonionachovich vs. the Neo Scary Overlords: Evil Demon Molesters and StrAngels Among the Masses in Big Italy Simulator 2015: Gold Edition (otherwise known by its shortened name, Capa Simulator 2015), is an open-world game designed for Microsoft's Games for Windows 108 Live. Released in 2011, the game received mixed reviews from critics and audiences alike for its shady marketing and development, but engaging and immersive gameplay, good graphics, and overall interesting experience. The game was nominated for a Scammy, but it did not win the award due to lack of evidence of the game existing outside of widespread anecdotal rumors. Scientists are still convinced that the game was a mass hallucination brought upon by God as punishment for destroying the psyche of Chris Chan and plunging the timeline into darkness.

Plot

The game follows the titular Caparezzonionachovich traversing Big Italy. The town is attacked by Evil Demon Molesters after the lord of darkness, supreme Neo Scary Overlord, and villain of the game "Ꮦጎ𐌌ጮ𐌙 𐌁ዪ𐌀ክ𐌃ዐ" opens a portal in the sky. The demons begin molesting the citizens of Big Italy almost instantly, with Capa being targeted by a well-endowed imp. Right before the imp is about to shove its giant demon schlong up Capa's poophole, Special Agent Drixobenzometaphedramine flies in and tears the imp's genitalia clean off, causing it to implode and disintegrate, its remains being sucked back up into the sky and through the portal.

After narrowly avoiding rape, Capa and Drix pair up to find the rest of their friend group to stop the demon invasion, and destroy Ꮦጎ𐌌ጮ𐌙 𐌁ዪ𐌀ክ𐌃ዐ to save the earth from destruction. After this point, the game becomes fully open world and the story is procedurally generated depending on the player's actions. The only real set goal is to destroy as many demons as possible and kill Ꮦጎ𐌌ጮ𐌙 𐌁ዪ𐌀ክ𐌃ዐ to beat the game.

Characters

Protagonists/Playable Characters

• Caparezzonionachovich

Capa is the first playable character in the game. He is first seen sitting in his home eating various pastries and drinking a coffee while watching the static on his non-functioning television. When he hears the sky portal being opened, he steps outside and stares at it. After a few seconds, he sees multiple people on the streets being molested by demons before promptly being grabbed by the aforementioned imp.

He is seen to be somewhat irritable, first demonstrated when he became angry at the loud sound the portal made when it was opened, angrily storming out of his house. Throughout the game, he rarely goes 3 lines in a conversation with someone who is trying to test him without snapping.

• Special Agent Drixobenzometaphedramine

• Cory Baxter

• The Tick

• Stefan "MC Ride" Burnett

• SUPER. MACHO. MAN! (Unlockable Character)

Support Characters

• Caparezzonionachovizinno

A little version of Caparezzonionachovich that can appear when called by the player to aid with abilities and navigation. He can only be summoned as Capa and will disappear as soon as the player switches to another character. He floats in the air alongside Capa and is invincible to damage.

Achievements

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