𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Dick Horvitz

𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Dick Horvitz
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Birth:	October 28th, 1666 AD
Other names:	Ricardo the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴
Gender:	☉ Freakymale
Occupations:	Voice actor Comedian Artist Domestic Terrorist God
Years active:	1923 - Present
Portrays:	Enrique
Enemies:	Richard Steven Horvitz
Websites:	𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Dick.cum

Richard Steven "𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Dick" Horvitz (born October 28, 1666; age XBox 360°) is a prolific Homo sapien Antarctican voice actor, comedian, and renowned terrorist. Fhe is a main cast member on Fanboy and Chum Chum and most known for voicing a character who has appeared throughout fiction known as Enrique since 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Dick is the only known human to be able to replicate Enrique's unique and one-and-only voice. Fhe also portrays various other minor characters within this wiki over the years.

𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Dick Horvitz is the original and 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 version of NPC voice actor: Richard Horvitz. Unlike “normal” Horvitz though, 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Dick Horvitz has Birdie’s evil autism when fhe was born upon this world which resulted with fim gaining the Vermilion King’s curse of the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 gene at the age of 24^¼ in 1689 while on vacation in Denmark. Fhe started voicing Enrique in 1937 after Enrique himself resigned voicing himself due to him being a lazy fuck.

Ever since becoming Enrique's voice actor in 1937, fhe has voiced every single dub version of Enrique which includes Dari, Pashto, Albanian, Arabic, Tamazight (Berber), Catalan, Portuguese, English, Spanish, Armenian, German, Azerbaijani, Bengali, Belarusian, Russian, Dutch, French, Dzongkha, Quechua, Aymara, Guarani, Bosnian, Croatian, Serbian, Malay, Bulgarian, Kirundi, Khmer, Sango, Standard Chinese (Mandarin), Greek, Czech, Danish, Tetum, Tigrinya, Swazi, Amharic, Fijian, Fiji Hindi, Finnish, Georgian, Haitian Creole, Hungarian, Icelandic, Hindi, Indonesian, Persian (Farsi), Kurdish, Irish, Hebrew, Japanese, Kazakh, Swahili, Kyrgyz, Lao, Latvian, Sesotho, Lithuanian, Luxembourgish, Malagasy, Chichewa, Dhivehi, 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴ian (Enriquian), Javian, Cosmic, and many, many more.

It is commonly theorized that “normal” Horvitz is an NPC clone of 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Dick Horvitz created by Louie Horvitz in 1966 since Louie hated 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Dick so much for unknown reasons (probably cause they both share the same surname lol) It is prophesied that 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Dick Horvitz and Richard Horvitz will one day battle it out and determine the fate of our world during the heat death of our universe.

怪胎迪克霍維茲可不只是個傳說，他就是真理。祂就在你那玩意兒裡，把你餵給我們的主恩里克。他是恩里克精液的化身。祂將永遠永生，就像你那條早上六點忘了餵的母狗一樣。我知道你在看著艾米莉。你永遠逃不出迪克的魔爪。

ፍሬክ ዲክ ሆርዊትዝ አፈ ታሪክ ብቻ አይደለም - እሱ እውነት ነው። ለጌታችን ኤንሪኬን እየመገበ በአባላችሁ ውስጥ ይኖራል። እሱ የኤንሪኬ የዘር ፈሳሽ ሕያው አካል ነው። እሱ ለዘላለም ይኖራል - ዘላለማዊ - ልክ እንደዚያች ሴት ዉሻህ ዛሬ ጠዋት በስድስት ሰዓት መመገብ ረሳህ። ኤሚሊን እየተመለከትክ እንደሆነ አውቃለሁ። ከዲክ መጨናነቅ በጭራሽ አታመልጥም።

إن "فريك ديك هورويتز" ليس مجرد أسطورة؛ بل هو الحقيقة ذاتها. إنه يقطن في صميم عضوك التناسلي، مغذياً إياك من أجل ربنا، إنريكي. إنه التجسيد الحي للسائل المنوي الخاص بإنريكي. وسيحيا إلى الأبد—حياةً خالدة—تماماً كتلك الكلبة الخاصة بك التي نسيت إطعامها في تمام الساعة السادسة من صباح هذا اليوم. أنا أعلم أنكِ تشاهدين يا إميلي؛ ولن تفلتي أبداً من براثن "ديك".

「フリーク・ディック・ホーウィッツ」は、単なる伝説などではない。彼は真理そのものの具現化である。彼は君の「あそこ」のまさに核心に宿り、我らが主エンリケのために、君を養い育んでいるのだ。彼は、エンリケの精液が肉体を得て現れた、生ける化身に他ならない。そして彼は永遠に生き続けるだろう――不滅の命を享受しながら。ちょうど、今朝6時に餌をやるのを忘れた、あの「雌犬」のように。エミリー、君が見ていることはお見通しだ。だが、君が「ディック」の魔​​の手から逃れることなど、決してあり得ないのだから。

Early Life and Background

During the 1920s in United States, 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Dick went there to try out the famous and legendary Hot Dog for the first time in fis life. After gobbling on the dog that is hot, some bitch ass producer approached fis sexy ass and asked if fhe wanted to make a quick buck. The producer told fim that he would pay fim 1¢ per year if he voiced various characters for the new and emerging medium of animation. 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Dick didn't mind doing something random to past the time in fis new home country so fhe agreed. As such, 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Dick then became a prolific voice actor in our world.

In 1937, 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Dick was kidnapped hired by Enrique to start voicing him since Enrique was too lazy to voice himself for audiences anymore because he's the laziest piece of shit of all time.

Gallery

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  A photograph of 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Dick from approx. 1923.

Trivia

• Fhe's a huge DICK.
• Fhe also has a huge DICK.
• Fhe is also the voice actor of short lived legend: Oh Brother.