Cumicane

“	EMERGENCY ALERT! CATEGORY 5 CUMICANE WARNING! SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER!	”
-Stock phrase when a Category 5 cumicane is first seen.

A cumicane is 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓑𝓸𝓫's hurricane, except it's made out of semen instead. For no reason whatsoever, there are whales that fly everywhere during cumicanes. And there's indeed a shitton of them, as well. They are sixty-seven sextillion times more deadly than any Category 5 hurricane.

Types of cumicanes

• Category 1 - 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓑𝓸𝓫 gives you a little bit of mercy, but not by much.
• Category 2 - 5,000,000-meter long solid cum.
• Category 3 - No
• Category 4 - Beg
• Category 5 - you're fucked, lmao.

Trivia

• The only Category 5 cumicanes so far have been Cumicane Katrina. It's because of an incident that is forbidden to be spoken of.