Christopher Robin
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-Christopher looking down at Pooh for losing to his games | ||
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Affiliations |
Winnie The Pooh, Yu-Gi-Oh! | |
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Ephitet |
Dread | |
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Place of Origin |
The bastardization and corruption of a real life person spearheaded by Disney | |
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Age |
longer than 5,000 playthroughs on The Campaign for North Africa by Richard Berg | |
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Status |
probably poohed by Pooh | |
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Apollyon | |
Christopher Robin is a mythical, twisted, demonic interpretation of a real life early 20th century boy of the same name: Christopher Robin Milne, and the silently agreed upon main antagonist of the Pooh's Adventures Wiki. Whilst the real life version grew up with a relatively normal life, moved on fowards, lived out as a successful playwright novelist and dying of natural causes in 1996. The one we're talking about is anything but. The one interpreted by The Mickey Mouse Clubhouse turned his pocket world called The Hundred Acre Wood, originally created by his father A.A. Milne for this article's Christopher Robin to escape and play in, into his home where he grows in strength and madness, growing too fond of the place and feeling shunned by the outside world. Christopher with age went from someone akin to Peter Pan, turned perverse and adulterated into a mad god over his birthright domain, a playground wherein he forces his living subjects playing his games, his favorite plaything being Winnie The Pooh, reflecting the real life Christopher Robin's favourite toy as a child.
Despite being shunned from the worlds outside, he sometimes he would leave The Hundred Acre Wood in the past to mundane things, like going to school or something. These days he leaves his comfort world out of boredom to find new games he hadn't learnt of, and seeking to abduct those he sees as worthy challengers to the game of day. To many in the Skullgirlz, he is seen as God of Games, Challenges, and Recreational Activities. To the living toys of the Hundred Acre Wood who do his fell bidding, intentionally or not, they see him as more than just that.
He would spend decades, centuries, millennia even, in his Hundred Acre Wood to meticulously master games you may not even comprehend on a biological level.
Relationship with his favourite: Winnie The Pooh
Before going into the relationship between Christopher and Winnie The Pooh, it is important to go over the characteristics of the important residents of the Hundred Acre Wood. All of the residents deemed important to Christopher are all aspects of his humanity and personality he had split and inserted into, and are uniquely anxiety, depressed, erratic, motherly, compulsive and ignorant. Pooh being part of that family is uniquely gluttonous.
He loved Pooh the most, so Pooh loved him back, however Christopher's love, changed alongside his age, and would force Pooh into many of his games and challenges, using "honey" as a motivational prize for Christopher to subject billions of games onto Pooh. His most favorite game he plays with Pooh is named 'Poohsticks'[1] afterall.
However the relationship with him and Pooh would strain over the eons, as his hard training imposed on Pooh began to give him his own independence to enact his own agenda, as seen in beginning of Pooh's Adventures. Whether it was all planned by Christopher or not will never be knwown.
Winnie The Pooh, Home Run Derby
Home Run Derby is the most famous example of Christopher subjecting Pooh and his toy friends into his games, as he would turn a simple game of baseball into a portal the hell Pooh goes through every second he's with Christopher. In this challenge he sends Pooh through a gauntlet of other toys that sees him having to get a certain number of home runs out of the amount of baseballs supplied with each toy animal. Tigger and Owl were tough for the old demon made of stuff, fluf and a certain saccharin substance. When he came face to face with his master, it was all too late and subsequently lost the game. Don't believe me? Give it a try yourself and see how far you get.
Can you beat the child at his own game?
Dueling Against Chazz Princington
Pooh's Adventures Super Duper ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Origin Story
Personality
It's hard to discern his true character, since as god gamer towards practically everything in the omniverse, deception and planning are all second nature to him at this point. Always playing "The long game" as he calls it. He could appear mad, sane, loving, or cruel towards his those he meets, but such displays arguably never reflect his true nature and agenda. For example, the whole Pooh's Adventure shit could all just be one small laugh of a game to Christopher, using Pooh and his friends as pawns to absorb more characters into exacerbating the dimensional merge.
One thing is for sure, he is a sore loser, and will always do his best to make his opponents lose, but nevertheless abide by the rules, specified. He never lies about the rules, but will withhold information, or over-bombard opponents with it so that they may overlook or forget rule aspects.