Shark
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A shark is a species of fish known for doing carnivore things such as eating other marine life (and sometimes people). Jaws singlehandedly mades DogsEatingDogs6 and Monsturd1984 sperg out and buy JAWSOME merch.
Sharks are known for being ruthless murderer creatures who will stop at nothing to rip you to shreds at the scent of blood. They also make some shrimpy ass fish their bitches and personal toothbrushes. Ocean conservationists will tell you shark attacks are rarer than being stuck by a bolt of lightning even though that is a lie! I've seen one, big, black and white, and totally NOT and orca and they ate my shawty: Rouge the Bat!