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}}''This page was directly made on his birthday so consider this a birthday gift''<blockquote>'''''"But I say to you, Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, so that you may be sons of your Father who is in heaven; for he makes his sun rise on the evil and on the good, and sends rain on the just and on the unjust."''''' - Eozdniw, The Furry God</blockquote><blockquote>'''''"People come up to me and say, 'By the way, the last two Weezer records really sucked,' and they're always saying it to get in good with me. And I haven't heard them. But if they were bad, they'd probably be just as bad if I was there."''''' - Matt Sharp</blockquote><blockquote>'''''"You know, I haven’t listened to them too often. When they released the first record after Pinkerton [2001’s Green Album], I didn’t hear it forever. I just didn’t listen to radio at the time – I was way, way down Leonard Cohen Avenue, listening to Kris Kristofferson, Nick Drake, all these troubadours with their acoustic guitars walking down Lonely Street. And I don’t have a television, so I didn’t see if MTV was playing their stuff at that time. But I remember being in a Panera Bread and having a bread bowl – I don’t know why, bread bowls are a very Nineties thought to me – and hearing that “dip-dip,” whatever the fuck that song was."''''' - Matt Sharp</blockquote>'''Matthew Kelly Sharp'''''(マシュー・ケリー・シャープMashū kerī shāpu)'', also known as '''Matt Sharp''' or '''That one guy from the blue album''', is the frontman of The Rentals and former Bassist of [[Weezer tripod|Weezer]]. He is currently hiding from the police from a lot of allegations like A LOT. | }}''This page was directly made on his birthday so consider this a birthday gift''<blockquote>'''''"But I say to you, Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, so that you may be sons of your Father who is in heaven; for he makes his sun rise on the evil and on the good, and sends rain on the just and on the unjust."''''' - Eozdniw, The Furry God</blockquote><blockquote>'''''"People come up to me and say, 'By the way, the last two Weezer records really sucked,' and they're always saying it to get in good with me. And I haven't heard them. But if they were bad, they'd probably be just as bad if I was there."''''' - Matt Sharp</blockquote><blockquote>'''''"You know, I haven’t listened to them too often. When they released the first record after Pinkerton [2001’s Green Album], I didn’t hear it forever. I just didn’t listen to radio at the time – I was way, way down Leonard Cohen Avenue, listening to Kris Kristofferson, Nick Drake, all these troubadours with their acoustic guitars walking down Lonely Street. And I don’t have a television, so I didn’t see if MTV was playing their stuff at that time. But I remember being in a Panera Bread and having a bread bowl – I don’t know why, bread bowls are a very Nineties thought to me – and hearing that “dip-dip,” whatever the fuck that song was."''''' - Matt Sharp</blockquote>'''Matthew Kelly Sharp'''''(マシュー・ケリー・シャープMashū kerī shāpu)'', also known as '''Matt Sharp''' or '''That one guy from the blue album''', is the frontman of The Rentals and former Bassist of [[Weezer tripod|Weezer]]. He is currently hiding from the police from a lot of allegations like A LOT. | ||
== Biography == | |||
=== Origins === | |||
One day in December 1968 AD, Ezodniw(The Furry God) was tired of being a god without a son to produce and he know damn well that any other woman hated him up in the skies. He used a human skin to transport down to Bangkok, Thailand because he thought the name was funny af to begin with. There he saw a american woman that went to Bangkok as a vacation for her, Ezodniw manipulated her with Lust and Money to date and even have [[Sex parasite|sex]]. Ezodniw was there all throughout her pregnancy and on September 22nd, 1969(funni) AD, a child was born. | |||
Ezodniw named it Matthew Kelly Sharp and all of three of them moved to America but unfortunately for the mother, in 1970 AD, Ezodniw was forced to leave by the gods and left the child alone with his mother. Matt Sharp would spent his childhood poor and lonely but that didn't distract him from Music. | |||
Revision as of 16:19, 22 September 2024
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Real Name |
Matthew Kelly Sharp | |
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Species |
Demi-God | |
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Sex |
Male | |
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Date of Birth |
September 22, 1969 | |
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Nationality |
American | |
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Relative(s) |
Ezodniw(Father) | |
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Residence |
Unknown | |
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Affiliation(s) |
The Anti Sonic Underground Club(Founder) | |
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Criminal Record |
A lot | |
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Rank |
B+ | |
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Actor |
Matt Sharp | |
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Onlyfans |
No | |
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Status |
Alive | |
This page was directly made on his birthday so consider this a birthday gift
"But I say to you, Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, so that you may be sons of your Father who is in heaven; for he makes his sun rise on the evil and on the good, and sends rain on the just and on the unjust." - Eozdniw, The Furry God
"People come up to me and say, 'By the way, the last two Weezer records really sucked,' and they're always saying it to get in good with me. And I haven't heard them. But if they were bad, they'd probably be just as bad if I was there." - Matt Sharp
"You know, I haven’t listened to them too often. When they released the first record after Pinkerton [2001’s Green Album], I didn’t hear it forever. I just didn’t listen to radio at the time – I was way, way down Leonard Cohen Avenue, listening to Kris Kristofferson, Nick Drake, all these troubadours with their acoustic guitars walking down Lonely Street. And I don’t have a television, so I didn’t see if MTV was playing their stuff at that time. But I remember being in a Panera Bread and having a bread bowl – I don’t know why, bread bowls are a very Nineties thought to me – and hearing that “dip-dip,” whatever the fuck that song was." - Matt Sharp
Matthew Kelly Sharp(マシュー・ケリー・シャープMashū kerī shāpu), also known as Matt Sharp or That one guy from the blue album, is the frontman of The Rentals and former Bassist of Weezer. He is currently hiding from the police from a lot of allegations like A LOT.
Biography
Origins
One day in December 1968 AD, Ezodniw(The Furry God) was tired of being a god without a son to produce and he know damn well that any other woman hated him up in the skies. He used a human skin to transport down to Bangkok, Thailand because he thought the name was funny af to begin with. There he saw a american woman that went to Bangkok as a vacation for her, Ezodniw manipulated her with Lust and Money to date and even have sex. Ezodniw was there all throughout her pregnancy and on September 22nd, 1969(funni) AD, a child was born.
Ezodniw named it Matthew Kelly Sharp and all of three of them moved to America but unfortunately for the mother, in 1970 AD, Ezodniw was forced to leave by the gods and left the child alone with his mother. Matt Sharp would spent his childhood poor and lonely but that didn't distract him from Music.