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He streams his epic wins and losses on Stake via Twitch, where the rats come to admire and tease here and there for his crazy rides of emotion coursing through his tweaking veins.


He is well known for being in sheer ecstasy and full of narcissism when winning, however when he lost it all, it is a common sight for him to straight up smashing anything in his vicinity, including himself. Afterwards he goes through all the stages of grief: denial where he calmly states he "just lost it all". Anger, he starts throwing a fit and punching through walls, smashing keyboards, etc. Anxiety/bargaining, he would go on Discord begging at the knees of his viewers to give him the money to win more back and pay his debts. Depression, he posts self defeating comments about how he's nothing and got nothing or shit like that. And finally when he gets paid by the casino sponsors, he goes back to being a narcissist again.
He streams his epic wins and losses on BCGames via Twitch, because he was permabanned from other gamble sited like Stake and Shuffle, where the rats come to admire and tease here and there for his crazy rides of emotion coursing through his tweaking veins.
 
 
He is well known for being in sheer ecstasy and full of narcissism when winning, however when he lost it all, it is a common sight for him to straight up smash anything in his vicinity, including himself. Afterwards he goes through all the stages of grief:  
 
* Denial. Where he calmly states he "just lost it all".
* Anger. He starts throwing a fit; punching through walls, smashing keyboards, etc.
* Anxiety/bargaining. He would go on Discord, begging at the knees of his viewers to give him the money to win more back and pay his debts.
* Depression. He posts self defeating comments about how he's nothing and got nothing or shit like that.  
* And finally: When he gets paid by the casino sponsors, he goes back to being a narcissist again.
 





Revision as of 05:39, 7 July 2024

CrackManJack
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I need money you dumb fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Net Worth

-10,000 USD

Enemies

  • Natalie
  • The Rats
  • The Door
  • His Parents who he currently lives with

Friends

  • Bully Maguire (They both have a thing for rent and doors)

Favourite Hobbies

  • Winning in gambling
  • Smoking crack
  • Flexing wealth on the rats

His Greatest Tragedies

losing all his money 243,924 times

Achievements

Current world record holder for "losing it all"

I just lost it all!

-BossManJack's Catchphrase

BossManJack is the article definition of a loser, and is a prime example for the expression "biting the hand that feeds you". A true gamblemaxxer who does not fall for the trap that 99% of former gamblers who quit: quitting just before reaching the jackpot, in fact, why settle for just the jackpot when you can win more!


He streams his epic wins and losses on BCGames via Twitch, because he was permabanned from other gamble sited like Stake and Shuffle, where the rats come to admire and tease here and there for his crazy rides of emotion coursing through his tweaking veins.


He is well known for being in sheer ecstasy and full of narcissism when winning, however when he lost it all, it is a common sight for him to straight up smash anything in his vicinity, including himself. Afterwards he goes through all the stages of grief:

  • Denial. Where he calmly states he "just lost it all".
  • Anger. He starts throwing a fit; punching through walls, smashing keyboards, etc.
  • Anxiety/bargaining. He would go on Discord, begging at the knees of his viewers to give him the money to win more back and pay his debts.
  • Depression. He posts self defeating comments about how he's nothing and got nothing or shit like that.
  • And finally: When he gets paid by the casino sponsors, he goes back to being a narcissist again.


He is currently now in jail for the same reason Terry Davis got in trouble and became homeless.


If you ever want to give a PSA about the dangers of gamblemaxxing. Just show those pre-teens this guy's story and clips of his reaction compilations on YouTube.